What's the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 12 inch dick?
Nothing.... They all make your eyes water.
KB Chief Cat Herder
What's the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 12 inch dick?
Nothing.... They all make your eyes water.
Zen wisdom: No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously. - obviously had KB in mind when he came up with that gem
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
KB Chief Cat Herder
What's the speed limit of sex?
68; at 69 you have to turn around.
Zen wisdom: No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously. - obviously had KB in mind when he came up with that gem
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
Rasta Ratskins
Fantastic! I've just discovered Twitter! It's my girlfriends sensitive area between the Twat and the Shitter!
Only a Rat can win a Rat Race!
Three Shirts On My Line
i saved a girl from getting raped today... I stayed in and had a wank instead
A girl asked her doctor "how many calories in cum?" Doctor replied, " Honey, if you swallow, no one will care if your fat"
I was at my girlfriends for dinner the other night when she asked me to turn the veg on. Apparently fingering her disabled sister in her wheelchair isn't what she meant
All of this, all of this can be yours, Just give me what I want and no one gets hurt
If the answer to the question is cock robin,what is the question?
What's that up my arse batman?
What tastes good on pies,but not on pussy?....Crust!
I came out of the shop today and slipped on some dog shit and hit the deck.
As i was getting up,an old lady did the same thing.I said "i just did that" she said
'you dirty cunt"
The instructions are simple...
Fun Facts:
Girls have unique magic tricks: They get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard.
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
DILLIGAF
I got fired on my first day as a male masseuse today, apparent, the instruction " finish off on her face " didnt mean what i thought it did!!!!
WISDOM IS KNOWING KARMA REALLY CAN'T GET YOU.
SPEED KILLS, BUT YOU GET THERE FASTER
DILLIGAF = Does it look like I give a FUCK - Hell no!
Hardcore Biker
2 shelias were having a punchup in a pub
bloke yells out........... kick her in the cunt
voice comes from the next room
yeah....... kick it in here
And that is the honest truth your honour..
DILLIGAF
I still remember play time at school,, A bit of footy , sneakin a quick cigarette and tryin to finger girls behind the bike sheds............. I loved that caretakers job.........
SPEED KILLS, BUT YOU GET THERE FASTER
DILLIGAF = Does it look like I give a FUCK - Hell no!
DILLIGAF
I think I messed up my blind date last nite.. during the meal she asked, whats my pet hate??? I said it doesnt like things shoved up its arse!!!!!!!!!!!11
SPEED KILLS, BUT YOU GET THERE FASTER
DILLIGAF = Does it look like I give a FUCK - Hell no!
Missing my buddy Morepower
Out of curiosity, I entered the word 'wanker' into my cars Sattelite GPS, just to see what happens and guess what?
Put the kettle on. I'm outside your place
Missing my buddy Morepower
Fantastic! I've just discovered Twitter.
Its the wife's sensitive area between the Twat and the Shitter
Missing my buddy Morepower
Rubbish man cums accross a maori leanin on his fence and sez 'weaz ur bin?'
Maori sez, 'I bin on holiday'
Na bro, weaz ur wheely-bin?'
'ok, I wheely bin in jail'
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