i remember play time at school ,bit of footy,sneaking a quick cigarette and trying to finger the girls behind the bike shed
l loved that care takers job
Hardcore Biker
i remember play time at school ,bit of footy,sneaking a quick cigarette and trying to finger the girls behind the bike shed
l loved that care takers job
Missing my buddy Morepower
What do smoking cigarettes and licking pussy have in common?
The flavour gets stronger as you get closer to the butt
BIA MMC
Husband asks wife "how about a rape role play tonight?"
Wife says "no"
Husband says "that's the spirit!"
"Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Benjamin Franklin
Three Shirts On My Line
what's the difference between a Hoover vacuum cleaner and a Harley? . . . . the location of the dirt bag
All of this, all of this can be yours, Just give me what I want and no one gets hurt
Missing my buddy Morepower
Sex is like McDonalds "I'm Loving it"
Pussy is like Subway "Eat Fresh!"
Dick is like gatorade "Get it in you"
this text is like a STD "spread it!"
Missing my buddy Morepower
If an abbo and a Maori both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground last?
Although you say who gives a fuck, it is in fact the Maori, as he is a shade lighter
Invisible up close
Actually by Newtons 2nd law of motion F=ma, although the Aborigine will hit the ground with more force as the Maori is indeed lighter, they will hit the ground with the same speed and at the same time because the acceleration (due to gravity) is the same independent of the individuals masses.Originally Posted by crazyhorse
who hits the ground last?......... the Maori, as he is a shade lighter
Erm... I'm getting a cold feeling inside that I've missed the point somewhere ???
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.
Missing my buddy Morepower
You and pdath should get together LOLActually by Newtons 2nd law of motion F=ma, although the Aborigine will hit the ground with more force as the Maori is indeed lighter, they will hit the ground with the same speed and at the same time because the acceleration (due to gravity) is the same independent of the individuals masses.
Erm... I'm getting a cold feeling inside that I've missed the point somewhere ???
Missing my buddy Morepower
How do you know when you are dating a hard bitch?
When you ask her for a blow job and she replies
"nah, I'm too tired, just wank in a cup and I'll drink it in the morning"
Missing my buddy Morepower
Whats the difference between a Prostitute and the XT network?
XT goes down on you faster!
DILLIGAF
Alert.......... tsunami on way........ All maori to report to foreshore to protect the beaches........urgent
WISDOM IS KNOWING KARMA REALLY CAN'T GET YOU.
SPEED KILLS, BUT YOU GET THERE FASTER
DILLIGAF = Does it look like I give a FUCK - Hell no!
Invisible up close
Or
XT costs more but it does go down on you faster and doesn't stop sucking when you run out of credit
Missing my buddy Morepower
You know you're Australian if....
You've made a bong out of your garden hose rather than use it for something illegal such as watering the garden
Hardcore Biker
What did god say when he made the first black person?
Oh fuck, I burnt one.
Missing my buddy Morepower
You know you're Australian if....
You call your best friend 'a total bastard' but someone you really, truly despise is just 'a bit of a bastard'
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