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    saw a nigger buying a polyester shirt the other day.... had me confused as i thought they only picked cotton

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    A mans love song...luv me tender, luv me sweet,wrap ya lips around my meat. C me smile, c me grin,c my luv run down ya chin
    DUCATI ------- A real bike in a sea of shit!

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    Women are like phones -- they like to be held, talked to, and touched often.

    But push the wrong button and you're disconnected!

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    jokes

    FRIENDSHIP : none of that sissy crap !
    1. when ur sad i will help u get drunk and plot revenge on the bastard that mad u sad
    2. when u r blue i will try to dislodge whatever u r chocking on
    3. when u smile i will know ur thinking of somthing evil that i would probly want to be involved in
    4. when u r sick stay the fuck away from me till u r well again * i dont wont it *
    5. when u fall i will laugh at ur clumsy arse, but help u up when i can laugh know more
    this is my oath Why? because im ur mate
    I dont have a Anger problem i
    have a Idiot problem !

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    Started a new job in a music shop 2day. A Maori came in and asked 'do u have anything by The Doors?' I said 'yes an alarm & 2 security guards so fuck off
    All of this, all of this can be yours, Just give me what I want and no one gets hurt




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    Our microwave oven is for sale! The kids put our pet rooster in it and now everything tastes like cock! Thought you might be interested?
    All of this, all of this can be yours, Just give me what I want and no one gets hurt




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    A fact of life:

    After Monday and Tuesday, even the calender says W T F ...........

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    I was horrified to learn that donkeys are hung like niggers, what sick would hang a donkey from a tree
    WISDOM IS KNOWING KARMA REALLY CAN'T GET YOU.

    SPEED KILLS, BUT YOU GET THERE FASTER

    DILLIGAF = Does it look like I give a FUCK - Hell no!

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    I started cage fighting and won my first fight earlier today.........
    Fuckin budgie never knew what hit it............!!

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    A single spelling mistake that caused a divorce:

    A man went to Amsterdam andsent a message to his wife:

    "Having the most amazing and wonderful time. Wish you were her"

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazyhorse View Post
    I started cage fighting and won my first fight earlier today.........
    Fuckin budgie never knew what hit it............!!
    "YOu must spread yadda yadda yadda..."

    You're sick, CH y'know that? SICK!

    . “No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home.” Kingsley Amis

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    Quote Originally Posted by slofox View Post
    "YOu must spread yadda yadda yadda..."

    You're sick, CH y'know that? SICK!

    Yip! But sick with a sense of humor

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    Susan Boyle has a photo shoot in town tomorrow.

    Simon Cowell wants to improve her image by surrounding her with ugly bastards.

    The bus will pick you up at 9am, don't be late.................

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    Country Boy's Prayer:

    Now I lay her down 2 eat, I pray her muff don't smell like feet
    and if it smells too bad to lick, I hope she's good at suckin dick!

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    Husband and wife arrive in Heaven

    Wife: Here we are together again

    Husband: Fuck that shit!!! the deal was till death do us part Bitch. I'm Single LOL

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