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    sexy fairy appears in front of a young lady and grants her 2 wishes,
    she asks for for big tits and a a tight cunt,
    fairy gave her 36DD tits and your mobile number.

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    man says to mate, "have you fucked my wife"
    mate says "definitely not"
    man says "you should, shes a better fuck than yours."

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    Guess what, I've just won a trip to Fiji for me and two mates. Seeing as we go back so far, do you mind mowing my lawns while I'm away?

    Great news mate, found a prostitue who charges by the inch. I can't afford her but it will be a cheap root for you.
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    Why can't blondes waterski??

    Because as soon as they get wet they think its time to lie down!
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    There is Hot Sex, Fast Sex, Oral Sex, Fruit Sex, Safe Sex, Leather Sex, Phone Sex, Group Sex, Kinky Sex.

    And for people with a face like yours there's wanking.
    SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY
    BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

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    law of contract fucking:
    Any fuck that has been fucked, can be re-fucked if the fucker and the fuckee agree that the fuck which was fucked was a fucking good fuck

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    This is a chain txt. 4ward 2 15 ppl in the next 6 seconds and fuck all will happen to you.
    I did, and fuck all happened to me.
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    George Gregan goes to the doctor and complains
    That he gets sexually aroused when looking in the mirror.
    “Im not surprised” said the doctor ”You’re a cunt”


    Head your with fucked just has me like
    Cunt clever a that realised have you that moment this at is it.
    Now read it backwards.
    Its all good when its green

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    Man walks into a clock shop and sees a lovely assistant.
    He slaps his dick on the counter. She says It’s a clock shop sir!
    I know, put 2 hands and a face on that!

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    Bloke goes to Amsterdam red light district and ask's for a woman with saggy tit's, Big belly and saddle bag piss flaps.

    Kinky then sir?

    No he say's, Fucken home sick.
    SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY
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    What are doing next weekend?
    We are making the world's biggest salad and we need a tosser.
    Can you come?
    SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY
    BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

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    Just been to the Gym and theres a new machine there.
    Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick, It's good though, It's got Kit kat's, Mars bars, Chips, everything
    SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY
    BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

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    Hey, Can you do me a favor?
    When you get a chance text me back cause I've got a friend here that doesn't believe retarded people can text.
    SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY
    BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    All mine are rascist in nature, cos just one fella sends me jokes and he's of the darker skin toned variety.

    Let me know if people will be offended before I post them.
    Green light

    Go ahead, try us lol


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    Mate: "Hey you hear that chick from Cruel Intentions got stabbed? Reese something..."
    Me: "Witherspoon?!?!"
    Mate: "No... with a knife!"
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