The Irish Exorcism: Call the Devil to get the priest out of your son.
The instructions are simple...
The Irish Exorcism: Call the Devil to get the priest out of your son.
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
Missing my buddy Morepower
3 tampons are walking down the road, Carefree, Libra and Fleur.
Which one will say hello to you?
None, they're all stuck up cunts!
Since his little affairs have come to light, several of
Tiger Woods' sponsors have dropped him.
However, Pfizer has decided to sponsor him.
They are making a new drug called "Tiagra".
"It's good for 18 holes".
Missing my buddy Morepower
What does a roasting dish and a womans pussy have in common.... No matter how much meat you put in, there's always enough room for the gravy.....
DILLIGAF
In a recent survey into blow jobs and why men like them so much 6% liked the feelin 12% liked the xcitement and 82% just liked the fuckin silence..
WISDOM IS KNOWING KARMA REALLY CAN'T GET YOU.
SPEED KILLS, BUT YOU GET THERE FASTER
DILLIGAF = Does it look like I give a FUCK - Hell no!
Dickens Cider
If you hit a baby in the face with a bottle of 'Johnson's No More Tears', would it create a bit of irony?
No body move... I dropped my brain
Missing my buddy Morepower
My wife says i don't use enough lubricant before we have sex. Exactly how many beers am I supposed to drink before I fuck her....?
DILLIGAF
A priest books into a hotel and says to recption i hope the porn channel is disabled. she replies no its just reguler porn you sick bastard..
SPEED KILLS, BUT YOU GET THERE FASTER
DILLIGAF = Does it look like I give a FUCK - Hell no!
is currently sulking in the Sin Bin
Can't wait for the Rugby World Cup to be televised. Imagine if Nigeria play Germany; the top l/h of the screen will read NIG-GER.
is currently sulking in the Sin Bin
I got a new girlfriend, she's a real butter face.
Everythings great but her face.
Missing my buddy Morepower
I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline.
Got a call centre in Pakistan
I told them I was suicidal.
They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck or fly a plane
DILLIGAF
I hate it when my finger accidently pokes through the toilet paper mid wipe. other than that, i'm really enjoying my new job at the old folks home
SPEED KILLS, BUT YOU GET THERE FASTER
DILLIGAF = Does it look like I give a FUCK - Hell no!
Dickens Cider
What did the Proctologist say to the nurse?
Damn some arsehole's got my pen.
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Two Priests are in a Vatican bathroom using the urinals.
One of them looks at the other one's cock and notices there's a Nicotine patch on it.
He turns to the other Priest and says, "I believe you're supposed to put that patch on your arm or shoulder, not your cock."
The other one replies, "It's working just fine. I'm down to 2 butts a day"
No body move... I dropped my brain
DILLIGAF
Nude woman stands infront of mirror & says 2 her hubby
"I look fat & ugly, pay me a compliment."
Hubby says ur eyesights fuckin spot on!
SPEED KILLS, BUT YOU GET THERE FASTER
DILLIGAF = Does it look like I give a FUCK - Hell no!
Missing my buddy Morepower
More money is spent on boob jobs and viagra, than alzheimers research!
By 2040, the elderly will have perky tits, stiff cocks and no fucking idea why
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