I heard an intruder broke into your house the other night and gave you an ultimatum, "Give me your phone, or suck my dick!"
I see you still have your phone.
I heard an intruder broke into your house the other night and gave you an ultimatum, "Give me your phone, or suck my dick!"
I see you still have your phone.
If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him is he still wrong?
How do you know when a woman is going to say something intelligent?
She starts with "a man once told me....."
I'm soory it took so long to text you back, but there was a blackout in our street, and it took a while for the sharp shooters to get him.
I'm gonna go down on you and you're gonna love it, it's only gonna be long enough for you to start to enjoy it then i'll come back up and fuck you big time.
Yours sincerely, Petrol prices.
Teacher draws penis on blackboard
Anyone know what this is ?
Little Johnny says "My dad has two, a little one for weeing & a big one for cleaning the Baby Sitters teeth"... !
To finish first - first you must finish... Oh b.t.w, which way doe's Turn 1 go & whats the lap record...
U got Sex Appeal...U got Class...U got Moves...U got da Face, da Body....shit...I got wrong number...SORRY
No body move... I dropped my brain
Due to the sad state of my sex life, I'm gunna convert to Islam. Need to change my name. Choice is Seldm bin layd or I bin getn f'al
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
Samoan father asks his daughter who got her pregnant. So she asks him if he knows which meal made him fat.
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
Man comes home and finds wife in bed with his mate. He stabs him to death! Wife says "that was a silly thing to do, carry on like that & you'll have no mates left!"
Vodafone regrets 2 inform u that the network has gone down on everyone except u.We regret 2 inform u that no one would go down on u.not even a network
No body move... I dropped my brain
Are you a man or a woman? For more info look down
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Look down, not scroll...thicko!!
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
You: Do you know what is TULS backwords ?
Mate: ammm...SLUT !
You: Do you know what a SLUT backwords is ?
Mate: Ammm...TULS ?
You: Na ...100 bux !
Read this out loud
I yam wee tar did
I yam so wee tar did
I yam sofa king fik.
If you don't get it read it out to a mate.
Ten men were in an ID line-up. The rape victim comes in and Paddy, the only Irishmen there calls out "Yea - that's her"
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
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