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  1. #1051
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    21st June 2016 - 08:52
    Bike
    1976 Honda 125
    Location
    Wellington
    Posts
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    Smile Text Joke

    Two women are
    putting out their
    washing and
    talking over the
    garden fence.
    "Hey Sharon,
    how come you
    only hang out your
    washing on
    the good days?
    This changing
    weather never
    catches you out."
    "Well,Tracey.
    What I do in the
    morning is I lift
    up the sheets and
    if my Barry's dick
    is leaning to the
    left,it's be a fine
    day for the
    washing." "Really,
    Sharon?" "Yes.
    And if my Barry's
    dick is leaning to
    the right,I know
    it'll rain." "Great,
    I'll have to try
    that.And what do
    you do if it sticks
    up straight?"
    "Fuck the
    washing!

  2. #1052
    Join Date
    21st June 2016 - 08:52
    Bike
    1976 Honda 125
    Location
    Wellington
    Posts
    5

    Smile Text Joke

    You know how you
    get that urge to
    eat something just
    cause its there?...
    Yeah I lost my job
    as a gynaecologist
    today.

  3. #1053
    Join Date
    21st June 2016 - 08:52
    Bike
    1976 Honda 125
    Location
    Wellington
    Posts
    5

    Smile Text Joke

    American logic:
    The average Vagina can
    take up to 8 inches of
    dick.The average dick
    is 5.6 inches,which
    means that per woman,
    there is on average
    about 2.4 inches being
    left unused! That's
    roughly 159.62 miles of
    unused Pussy just in
    New York alone!

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