Two women are
putting out their
washing and
talking over the
garden fence.
"Hey Sharon,
how come you
only hang out your
washing on
the good days?
This changing
weather never
catches you out."
"Well,Tracey.
What I do in the
morning is I lift
up the sheets and
if my Barry's dick
is leaning to the
left,it's be a fine
day for the
washing." "Really,
Sharon?" "Yes.
And if my Barry's
dick is leaning to
the right,I know
it'll rain." "Great,
I'll have to try
that.And what do
you do if it sticks
up straight?"
"Fuck the
washing!
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