There was explosion in the pie factory in South Dunedin about 10 this morning.
3.14159 dead
There was explosion in the pie factory in South Dunedin about 10 this morning.
3.14159 dead
For mine is the suffering, and the power, and the glory, two wheels for ever and ever, amen.
A naked man in front of the mirror, says to his wife "Why do I always get a hardon when I look at myself?" She replies "It's cos your cock thinks you're a cunt too"
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
6 retards wanking in a hot-tub. AKA cream of vegetable soup.
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
2 Irish soldiers in Iraq. Paddy steps on a mine and screams "Murphy, I've lost me legs!" Murphy says "Yore a fokin liar...they're over there"
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
what is the difference between a train carriage and a miss carriage?
you cant eat a train carriage
1st we had the bird flu,and we had to kill millions of birds.
Then we got the swine flu,and will probably have to kill millions of pigs.
I can't wait till we get the asian flu.
Michael jackson at the birth of his son,said to his wife,"How long till we can have sex"?
Wife Debbie replies,"For fucks sake.Give him a chance to walk first"!!!
Uncle bob sees a shop with a sign in the window that says,"Pies.50cents,Wanks $1."
He asks the girl behind the counter,"are you the one who gives the wanks."
"Yes" she replies. "Well wash your fucking hands.I want a pie."
Mate,i'm a bit worried about you,and want you to go for a swine flu test.
I know you haven't been to mexico but FUCK ME,you have been with some pigs in your time!!
Think my wife is showing signs of the swine flu...
She got a ring through her nose... and stopped rooting
And that is the honest truth your honour..
my gran was telling me that men aren;t as polite & kind as they when she was young. I had to explain its because they;re not trying to fuck her anymore
Nude woman stands infront of mirror & says 2 her hubby
"I look fat & ugly, pay me a compliment."
Hubby says ur eyesights fuckin spot on!
Did you heard about the man who was run over by a steam train? He was chuffed to bits.
For mine is the suffering, and the power, and the glory, two wheels for ever and ever, amen.
Mick was in trouble after his wife asked him where he was taking her on her birthday.Apparently,"Up the arse," wasn't the right answer.
Man goes for a blood test.After nurse pricks his finger she sucks it.Man starts dancing about.Nurse asks why are you dancing?Man says.im having a urine test next.
Why is orgasm a 6 letter word? It's easier to spell than: ohmygodshityesdeeperyesgodnopleasenoshityesohfucki noyesyesyesshitohgodfuckinghellyes.
Prayer of the aged.
God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway,
the good fortune to run into the ones I do,
and ...
the eyesight to be able to tell the difference...
When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...
My wife hasn't talked to me 4 six months. I considered leaving but women like that are hard to find.
Scientists are trying to cross an Abbo with a Maori.....They are hoping to breed something that is too fucking lazy to steal anything.
Doctors have discovered that single women can't fart. Apparently they don't have a arsehole until they get married.
She should have laid still while Matty Johns fucked her. It is common knowledge that thrashing about and screaming only attracts more Sharks
If Wile. E. Coyote could afford all that ACME crap, why didnt he just buy dinnner?
So... a baby seal walked into a club....
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