Have you ever noticed how women use their car every day and never f**k'n wash it!
And how they wash there pussies eveyday and never f**k'n use it!!
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Have you ever noticed how women use their car every day and never f**k'n wash it!
And how they wash there pussies eveyday and never f**k'n use it!!
On a Motorcycle you're penetrating distance, right along with the machine!! In a car you're just a spectator, the windshields like a TV!!
'Life's Journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out! Shouting, ' Holy sh!t... What a Ride!! '
The instructions are simple...
They are lying about the death toll from that Tongan ferry...everyone knows that coconuts float.
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
Missing my buddy Morepower
A female brain is divided into 2 parts. The left and the right. In the left, fuck all is right, and in the right, fuck all is left
Couple just married,happy with the whole thing,he was happy with the hole and she was happy with the thing.
Griffins Biscuits has anounced a new line of biscuits called....Clitoris creams...One lick and you end up eating the whole box!
Rest In Peace
And if it tastes like shit,take smaller licks.Originally Posted by Spicer
Hello officer put it on my tab
Don't steal the government hates competition.
2 Nuns were riding on their bicycles down a road, one Nun says to the other one...
"I've never come this way before"
The 2nd Nun replies...
"Yeah, it's the gravel."
Two nuns return late from a night out to find the nunnery's gates locked. As they're climbing back over the wall one says "Oh I feel like a commando!" to which the other says "So do I, but where can we find one this time of night?"
An eskimo pushes his brokendown snowmobile into the dealer's workshop.
The mechanic lifts the seat, looks at the engine, looks at the eskimo and says
"It looks like you've blown a seal"
To which the eskimo responds
"No, it's just the frost on my beard!"
How do you get a modern african american woman who is a part the womens lib movement to pick cotton?
Light the string to Oprahs tampon.
Why are Indians so crap at soccer?
Every time they get a corner they have to build a dairy on it.
TALKING DIRTY
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.
KENTUCKEY
A woman is like a kentuckey friedchicken, it has legs ,breasts and a greasy box to stick your bone in.
rooster & cat goin over bridge,cat slips & falls in
river.rooster cant stop laughin.wats D moral? whereva
therZ a wet pussy therZ a happy cock
Hardcore Biker
What's the difference between a hard working Yank,and Bigfoot?
Some people reckon they've SEEN Bigfoot !
Highway Biker
What is the definition of a cotton picker?
A woman that has lost the string of her tampon
Hardcore Biker
Security caught a guy jumping the fence at last weeks warriors game,
so they dragged him back to his seat to watch the second half.
Hardcore Biker
A redhead tells her sister " i slept with a brazillian man last night.The blonde says "OH MY GOD YOU SLUT!!!
"How many is a brazillian?"
DILLIGAF
A mum was cleaning her 12yr old sons bedroom and finds a load of
bondage gear. she asks her husband wat to do husband says watever you
do dont spank him
WISDOM IS KNOWING KARMA REALLY CAN'T GET YOU.
SPEED KILLS, BUT YOU GET THERE FASTER
DILLIGAF = Does it look like I give a FUCK - Hell no!
DILLIGAF
What does a womans vagina and a tin roof have in common, ? If you dont nail it good enough it might end up at the neighbors house
SPEED KILLS, BUT YOU GET THERE FASTER
DILLIGAF = Does it look like I give a FUCK - Hell no!
Missing my buddy Morepower
A chinese family just moved in next door. Their 3 kids challenged me to a water fight, so I am just texting you while I am waiting for the jug to boil
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