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**one fast tl1ooo** · 18th December 2009, 07:38

Scientists have revealed today they have found a new drug for depressed lesbians,,,, Its called:::: TRYDIXAGAIN....

**Hinny** · 18th December 2009, 08:07

Little boy asks his mum Why am I black and you're white. Mum says Don't even ask. When I think back to that fuckin party it's lucky you don't bark.

**one fast tl1ooo** · 18th December 2009, 08:13

I just heard on the news that someone checked into the psych ward wearin only a thong and ridin a goat. I come an get ya this time........ But this shit has to stop!!!!

**one fast tl1ooo** · 18th December 2009, 18:14

Lent the maori next door a tenner last week, haven't seen him sinch. fuckin bargin

**crazyhorse** · 21st December 2009, 06:11

Man says to the wife.

I had a wet dream about you last night

She says, really.

He says yes!...

You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing

**one fast tl1ooo** · 21st December 2009, 08:06

In bed man grins at wife- she says not tonite darlin i have got a gynecologist
apt 2moro and wanta stay clean!!!! He then asks do you have a dentist apt 2morrow ??????

**crazyhorse** · 21st December 2009, 08:39

A guy ordered 6 drinks to celebrate his 1st blow job.

The bartender offers him a 7th for free and the man says

If 6 can't get rid of the taste, the 7th won't

**gsx katana** · 21st December 2009, 10:43

Have you heard about the new running shoe for lesbians??? Its called dykie. No strings attached, A long tongue and you can get them off with one finger!!

Spicer · 21st December 2009, 20:16

Xmas is comin,my arse is gettin fat,i hate fuckin turkey,Santa is a twat.Credit crunch is on & times are really hard,so consider this ure fuckin xmas card!

Spicer · 21st December 2009, 20:22

I wish u peace,Luv & Health,Blah Blah Blah.Fuck that shit! I wish u lots of Sex,Alcohol orgasms & hope u win the fuckin lottery.Happy Holidays.

Spicer · 21st December 2009, 20:26

Hey i bought u a xmas present from the sex shop.Its a blow up doll, but when i got it home it went down on me so im keeping it!

Spicer · 21st December 2009, 20:30

Don't forget to lay glad wrap under ure xmas tree,so that when Santa comes and empties his sack he don'st make a mess on ure carpet.

Spicer · 21st December 2009, 20:34

Wots is the difference between Santa claus & Tiger woods?...Santa stops after 3 ho's!

Spicer · 23rd December 2009, 12:43

How do female reindeer spend their christmas eve night? They go into town and blow afew bucks.

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face? Because he saw the snowblower coming down the street.