2 irish men are in the pub chattin.Paddy sez "If i shag ure wife & she has a kid,"will that make us related?" "NO" sez Mick,"that"ll make us even."
2 irish men are in the pub chattin.Paddy sez "If i shag ure wife & she has a kid,"will that make us related?" "NO" sez Mick,"that"ll make us even."
A blowfly eats his fill of cowshit, climbs up shovel handle then jumps to fly away but falls to his death. MORAL OF THE STORY- If you're full of shit then don't fly off the handle!
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BRAVERY IS...
Arriving home after a boozy nite,being confronted by missus with broom & having the guts 2 ask "R u still cleaning or r u flying somewhere?"
If you had a friend called Jack and Jack helped you off a horse, would you help Jack off a horse too?
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Wots the difference between light & hard?
You can sleep with the light on.
How come when your wife's pregnant, all her female friends rub her tummy and say congratulations! But none of them rub your cock and say well done!
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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did in his sleep, not screaming like the passengers in his car!
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Police scanner just reported a drunk naked idoit wearing snow boots ,singing im a believer,riding a lawn mower down the highway!
WHERE THE FUCK R U GOING?
I was at the ATM the other day when an old lady came up and asked me to check her balance..... so I pushed her over!
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I was outside yesterday and saw my Afghan neighbour really shaking a carpet. I shouted over to him "Whats the matter Abdul, won't it fuckin start?"
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I know a maori whose name is jim,i luv throwing tomatoes hard at him,tomatoes are soft & hurt the skin,but these fuckers do,coz they're still in the tin!
15 year old girl sites on Santa's knee.
he asks "what would you like for Christmas?"
Girl says "I want some hair around my fanny"
Santa says "would a white beard be ok?"
Next time you call in sick 2 work, tell them you have "Anal Blindness" If they ask "what's that?" Tell them "I can't see my arse coming into work today."
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With so many beautiful friends to wish a happy new year to I thought I'd get the ugly ones out of the way first. Happy New Year to you!
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