The creation of a pussy.
Seven wise men,with knowledge so fine,created a pussy to their design,First was a butcher,smart with wit,using a knife he gave it a slit,second was a carpenter,strong and bold,with a hammer and chisel,he gave it a hole,Third was a taylor,tall and thin,using red velvet,he lined it within,Fourth was a hunter short and stout,with fur from a fox,he lined it without,Fifth was a fisherman,nasty as hell,threw in a fish and gave it a smell,Sixth was a preacher,whose name was mcgee,touched it and blessed it and said it could pee,Last was a sailor,a dirty little runt,sucked it and fucked it and called it a cunt,Then god came along,dumb as a barge,stuffed it completely,put a woman in charge!
Paddy goes to America for the first time,walking up 5th Avenue he sees a building on fire and rushes over to see people stuck at the 4th floor windows.He shouts up,I'm Paddy ONeill,Irish rugby player,jump i'll catch you.A girl jumps out and paddy catches her,a guy jumps and paddy gets hin to.Then a black guy jumps and paddy lets him hit the ground,then shouts up,come on folks,dont fuck about there's no point sending the burnt ones out...
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