Why are Vegetarian women silent during sex?
Because they are in shock!!
They can't believe that a piece of meat can give them so much pleasure.
The instructions are simple...
Why are Vegetarian women silent during sex?
Because they are in shock!!
They can't believe that a piece of meat can give them so much pleasure.
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
The instructions are simple...
Burt Munroe may have owned the world's fastest Indian....
...but the Fox Glacier owned the 2 slowest.
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
Moped rider
Burt Munroe has the worlds fastest Indian..............Fox Glacier has the worlds slowest two...!!!
The instructions are simple...
My wife was off to the supermarket...
"What do you need?"
"Deodorant"
"Ball type?"
"Nah...just the under-arm"
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
i'm motarded
Sonny Fai has left the warriors, he is now with the sharks.
Grumpy Old Bastard
That is TERRIBLE!!!...You oughta be ashamed...when I can get off the floor and back onto my chair I will reprimand you thoroughly.....Originally Posted by MSTRS
:
. “No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home.” Kingsley Amis
The instructions are simple...
I know. I should. And as for Gordie....
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
Grumpy Old Bastard
I'm still laughing dammit......
. “No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home.” Kingsley Amis
Hardcore Biker
A man walked into a bar.
Ouch.
THE FOUR RULES OF EXPLORING THIS AMAZING COUNTRY OF NZ
RIDE SAFE, RIDE HARD, RIDE FREE
and try not sound so route 51 american brudda
Hardcore Biker
Someone snitched on us and the cops are looking for a sexy motherfucker and a retard. They already have me so grab your helmet and crayons and run buddy run!
************************************************** *******
I heard someone checked into the psych ward wearing a thong and riding a goat. .... I'll come and get you but this is the fuckin last time!
Live your life in such a way,
that when your feet hit the floor in the morning,
Satan shudders & says....'Oh shit!....she's awake!!'
The instructions are simple...
A (racial minority of your choice) was run over by a truck, outside my house. I thought, Gosh that could have been me. Then I remembered - I can't drive a truck.
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
Spunky blonde just asked me if i prefer legs or breasts.I said i'm more in2 shaved fannys.Apparanlty this is not an acceptable answer at KFC
Scratch n Drift
I will no longer be forwarding any racist jokes. Racism is a crime and crime is for black people.
Hardcore Biker
A girl and boy are playing hide and seek
the girl sends boy a txt "if you find me,you can lick my pussy and fuck me up the ass,and if you can't...i'm in the shed."
What's the difference between a washing machine and your missus?
You don't have to hug the washing machine after you'v thrown a load in it.
A bloke in a public loo see's a priest with a nicotine patch on his cock...
"Hey does that really work"
"Yeah,"say's the priest "i'm down to two butts a day."
kiss my
a girl goes to a shop and buy's 1 apple, 1 milk and 1 pie. the grocer say's "single huh" the girl replies "how did you know" he say's... "cos you're fuckin ugly"
"your car is boring"
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