Just had a good night out down the pub so I jumped in a taxi and said,"Take me to where I can get my cock sucked for a tenner mate."
But gutted when he took me to our house.
I was browsing pornhub and saw an ad that read:"BBC fucks Asian in the arse" I thought to myself,"That's a little harsh for not paying your TV licence.
Fun Fact: Shaquille ONeal,Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods shared the same nickname in high school....Nigger
You know you're getting old when:Watching Babestation.A gorgeous girl in a skimmy little French maid's outfit pushing a Hoover around bending over provocatively.
And all you think is,"We used to have a Hoover like that one."
I was angry when I stumbled across an online dating profile my wife had put up.
The lying bitch is not fun to be around.
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