Perhaps I should raffle a hand-written letter from the eponymous Ms Swank begging forgiveness for the piece of fruit she "inadvertently" brought into New Zealand...Originally Posted by HenryDorsetCase
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Perhaps I should raffle a hand-written letter from the eponymous Ms Swank begging forgiveness for the piece of fruit she "inadvertently" brought into New Zealand...
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
White is the new black
Couple of good tear jerkers I know are White Oleander and I am Sam.
ArseBiscuit
Light up a fat one and watch Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny.....
If you don't have tears rolling down your face then you must be head first in the freezer with your tongue stuck to the ice cream container.
Toxteth O'Grady
...you know that bit at the end of Saving Private Ryan where the old guy is stood by the grave and asks his Family if he is a good man.... it kills me every time....
The end of Lord of the Rings (3) Where Aragorn is crowned and kneels before the Hobbits .... and again when Frodo leaves on the ship........ Only time I ever cried in a cinema - still gets me...
Who you gonna call!
There is some real fags on this site crying cause a fucking hobbit (which is fictional) cant toughen the fuck up!
Second is the fastest loser
"It is better to have ridden & crashed than never to have ridden at all" by Bruce Bennett
DB is the new Porridge. Cause most of the mods must be sucking his cock ..... Or his giving them some oral help? How else can you explain it?
Po ta toes
Yes
YesTry these:
City of Angels
The Green Mile
Titanic
All have scenes that could make a grown man cry
And yes....
Gladiator makes me cry too, and Braveheart, it's sad when the hero dies.
Hardcore Biker
"Old Yella" Disney classic, a boy meets dog, boy loves dog, something tragic is going to happen story.
Personal trainer and mans man is oxymoron. At least my watching old yella he might get a clue on what being a real man is.
Po ta toes
Sad doggy movies.... "My Dog Skip".
Forum whore
Yes a very cool and interesting movie
not a tear jerker .....dont know what wrong with people theres days ......
A few tins of toughen up in order i think
but yeah the ending was really twisted
Bring back Buell
make him sit down and watch the whole TITANIC movie, its enough drivel to make any man cry.
3 hours of crap to sit thru to get to the boat sinking.........
I know i'd cry/scream/shout if the missus tried to make me watch it....
Harley Davidson: The most efficient way to convert gasoline into noise without the side effects of horsepower.
'Fast' Harleys are only fast compared to stock Harleys.
eschew obsification...
why would she WANT to reduce him to a ..... what you just said? seems unkind
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Grass wedges its way between the closest blocks of marble and it brings them down. This power of feeble life which can creep in anywhere is greater than that of the mighty behind their cannons....... - Honore de Balzac
"channellling the Pleideans"
It aint all bad. Kate Winslet is really good about getting her tits out for the boys. And she is f**n attractive, a bit curvy, not some leather covered skeleton with plastic bumps. ecccch.
I'm struggling to think of a Kate Winslet movie where she doesn't get them out, TBH: not even in Heavenly Creatures....
I thought elections were decided by angry posts on social media. - F5 Dave
"channellling the Pleideans"
if by "fruit" you mean sex, and if by "New Zealand" you mean my bedroom and if by "Ms Swank" you mean Hilary Swank, and if by "hand written" you mean something a bit naughty, then I'll give you a tenner for it.
but not otherwise.
I thought elections were decided by angry posts on social media. - F5 Dave
Born to be mild
Nah, that's just my girl. She's always looking for ways to make the boys cry, but she's a sweetie really and the boys all love her. Believe me!
Grow older but never grow up
Forum whore
What about old movies.......Dr Zhivago
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