What's up with the general population of Forum Flamers?

[PrincessBandit]

My cat moves pretty fast when i try to vacuum it.....

My dog LOVES being vacuumed. What was the topic? Oh hell, now i'm gonna have to go back and read it.

[McJim]

original topic sounded interesting....

Couldn't have been that interesting since we've all abandoned it!

[Bass]

Seriously, General Bike ravings... I'm sorry but I don't see how every man and his dog dissing other bikers one thread after another belongs anywhere other than PD if not on another site.

Here you go.
Dunno what he was on about really.
I think he meant all the fun interesting bits

[Number One]

Couldn't have been that interesting since we've all abandoned it!

Fair nuff I didn't actually bother to read the first post... settings display most recent post first...saw those mathsy posts and last couple of competitive 'intellectual' ponderings and since I have a short attention span for that which bores me I switched off and moved on...petticoats flying

[scracha]

Lor'n'beggorah! Awae wiv'ye! Blardy girly kilt wearing, claymore yippee yi yippee yay flamenco dancing, salt on porridge with a thistle on top scoffing, tight as a virgin nun's arse, drenched in liquid sunshine, ladle an accent so thick its like treacle blardy Scotsgit!

I must have missed that experience.

'sides, I hear your Ducrappi is like a Gixxer at the moment, on its side and wondering where all the bits went!

My Ducarappi is running very nicely at the moment thankyou very much. It's more than likely to have been spazzer mechanic boy here fitting a fuel tank with crap in it.

[gijoe1313]

I must have missed that experience.


My Ducarappi is running very nicely at the moment thankyou very much. It's more than likely to have been spazzer mechanic boy here fitting a fuel tank with crap in it.

This is meant to be a general dissing thread! How dare you sir be the model of modicum and general even temperament! Yer meant to be saying things like :

"Like, nuh-uh you chop-suey, noodle-slurping, toss your baby daughter down a drain, egg flied lice, dunny crouching, slant eyed, mathematically inclined, bad car parking, side to side road weaving, sing a song of cheech and chong, made in Hong Kong, tea guzzling, bribe taking, cellphone in the movie talking, sidewalk spitting, horse gambling, push to the front of the line taking, canary skinned, buck toothed, bounded feet, Pansy-Daffodil Wong politicking, squinty eyed (said twice for benefit of big eared gaijins, ruck you!) Ching, chong cooky boy Chinaman!" I dunno ... you try and get a proper response and all you get is a "ow'd'ya do guv'nor" and tugging of the forelock!

[scracha]

"Like, nuh-uh you chop-suey, noodle-slurping, toss your baby daughter down a drain, egg flied lice, dunny crouching, slant eyed, mathematically inclined, bad car parking, side to side road weaving, sing a song of cheech and chong, made in Hong Kong, tea guzzling, bribe taking, cellphone in the movie talking, sidewalk spitting, horse gambling, push to the front of the line taking, canary skinned, buck toothed, bounded feet, Pansy-Daffodil Wong politicking, squinty eyed (said twice for benefit of big eared gaijins, ruck you!) Ching, chong cooky boy Chinaman!" I dunno ... you try and get a proper response and all you get is a "ow'd'ya do guv'nor" and tugging of the forelock!

Go into pub, drink beer juice, repeat 5 times very quickly and very loudly... "I am a fat china"

[scracha]

My dog LOVES being vacuumed. What was the topic? Oh hell, now i'm gonna have to go back and read it.

I used to suck my dog off too. Much easier dealing with it at the source than trying to clean the mess off the carpet.

[avgas]

a = x
[true for some a's and x's]

a+a = a+x
[add a to both sides]

2a = a+x
[a+a = 2a]

2a-2x = a+x-2x
[subtract 2x from both sides]

2(a-x) = a+x-2x
[2a-2x = 2(a-x)]
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2(a-x) = a+x-2x

* a=x

0 = 0

Rule of thumb says that when considering variables, always assume they are different. Otherwise they cancel out pretty damn quick.