Parking

**Big Dave** · 1st February 2008, 18:35

I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted to me...
'Oi, what's your disability?'

I said 'Tourettes! Now f*** off you ****'

**Kendog** · 1st February 2008, 18:48

Originally Posted by Big Dave

I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted to me...
'Oi, what's your disability?'

I said 'Tourettes! Now f*** off you ****'

Have you got Alzheimer's as well?

**Big Dave** · 1st February 2008, 18:49

Originally Posted by Kendog

Have you got Alzheimer's as well?

Perfect. thank you. I thought it would take 3

**Mully** · 1st February 2008, 19:35

**Big Dave** · 1st February 2008, 19:39

Originally Posted by Mully

If that doesn't rouse sniper what will?

**YellowDog** · 1st February 2008, 19:44

Nice car.
Good condition.
Low mileage.
Don't like the colour.

Sure you'll need it in the winter though.

**Grahameeboy** · 1st February 2008, 19:58

Originally Posted by Big Dave

I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted to me...
'Oi, what's your disability?'

I said 'Tourettes! Now f*** off you ****'

I will refrain from comment...............luckily it is a troll.........

**Mully** · 1st February 2008, 20:00

Originally Posted by YellowDog

Nice car.
Good condition.
Low mileage.
Don't like the colour.

Sure you'll need it in the winter though.

Miss Mully has a car, so we don't need two. Commodore has to go to get me a bike though.

**Big Dave** · 1st February 2008, 20:02

Originally Posted by Mully

Miss Mully has a car, so we don't need two. Commodore has to go to get me a bike though.

No nobler reason.

**Big Dave** · 1st February 2008, 20:03

Originally Posted by Grahameeboy

I will refrain from comment...............luckily it is a troll.........

The difficulty with comedy is the 80-20 rule.

**onearmedbandit** · 1st February 2008, 20:11

Originally Posted by Grahameeboy

I will refrain from comment...............luckily it is a troll.........

Troll? I thought it was a joke.

**Grahameeboy** · 2nd February 2008, 07:02

Originally Posted by onearmedbandit

Troll? I thought it was a joke.

Same thing dippy....it is was true he would be the joke.

**Grahameeboy** · 2nd February 2008, 07:03

Originally Posted by Big Dave

The difficulty with comedy is the 80-20 rule.

And 20% is enough............

**Big Dave** · 2nd February 2008, 18:46

.......not to be bothered with?

**onearmedbandit** · 2nd February 2008, 18:47

Originally Posted by Grahameeboy

Same thing dippy....it is was true he would be the joke.

I think you are confused young man.

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