My girlfriend is getting married

[kevfromcoro]

Take up drinking mate!!! Nothing like a mean hangover to clear your head!!

That sure works
I tryed it over 20 yrs ago..
But forgot to stop

[fireball]

EJ my little buddy what have you been doing?
sounds like to me you were to soft on your approach with this girl and you fell straight into the "best friend" catagory.
best friends dont get laid mate they get tears on the shoulder and phone calls at night that is it.

next time make your intentions known early at least you cant go wrong there
plus you are young plenty of fish bits in the sea!

[TOTO]

EJ I know how you feel exactly my friend. I'm afraid there is no quick medication for that - only time. first 3 days are critical (were for me) if you make it trough that you are going to be ok. And as some of the people said before, you will find a new girl and you will wonder how come you haven't met her earlier. So take your time My Friend. And if you feel like a spontanius ride - flick me a txt.

[The Pastor]

I met a devil woman.
She took my heart away.
She said I had it coming to me.
but I wanted it that way.
I think that any lovin's good lovin.
So I took what I could get.
She looked at me with her big brown eyes and said.
you ain't seen nothing yet....b.b.b.baby you just aint seen n.nothin yet
here's somethin your just never gonna forget,
b.b.b.b. baby you just aint seen n.n. nothing yet
And now I'm feeling better.
Cause I found out for sure.
She took me to her doctor.
And he told me I was cured.
He said that any love is good love
so i took what i could get,
She looked at me with her big brown eyes and said
you ain't seen nothing yet....b.b.b.baby you just ain't seen n.n.nothin yet
here's something
here's something your never gonna forget baby,
you know
you know
you know you just ain't seen n.n. nothin yet
any lovin is good lovin
so i took what i could get,
she looked at my with her big brown eyes and said
you aint seen nothin yet
baby you just aint seen n.n. othing yet
here's somethin
here's somethin
here's somethin your never gonna forget baby
baby baby baby you just aint seen nothing yet
you aint seen nothing yet (repeat until fade)

[Coyote]

Oh dear

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Friend_Zone

sounds like to me you were to soft on your approach with this girl and you fell straight into the "best friend" catagory.
best friends dont get laid mate they get tears on the shoulder and phone calls at night that is it.

And there you have it

[jonbuoy]

Make yourself a nice big steaming mug of HTFU and start hitting the gym, bump those testosterone levels and steer clear of booze. my 10c

[Mikkel]

OK I lied abit...

She is not my girlfriend, but a girl I very very very very loved for a whole year. I gave her many things. I tried to show how I felt for her in almost everyway. I really did alot of things this year for her. what else... oh, She did not had a boyfriend a month ago, now she is like BOOM! I'm getting married! WTF?!

I feel pathetic. I need time to think. And yes, am not listning to sad songs, looking at her picture etc etc and I don't drink.

I will have an adventure, take time and come back home

Lied as in - A girl I fancy is getting married? Best advice: turn that statement into "A girl I fancied is getting married"!

Adventure sounds about right... make it carnal!

But seriously, if they don't put out on the first date it's a bad sign.

Don't buy them anything more expensive than a dinner. If you see a return on your investment, good (and by return I didn't imply sex). Just don't make the mistake of showering them with expensive gifts - money won't buy you love.

But yeah, been there, done that, cried myself to sleep - then I got pissed off. At her for fucking around with my feelings and at myself for being a naive dimwit and letting her.

Make yourself a nice big steaming mug of HTFU and start hitting the gym, bump those testosterone levels and steer clear of booze. my 10c

Hmmm, HTFU - like cheap beer - is a drink best enjoyed cold in my experience. Tea and hot chocolate are for poofs!

[jonbuoy]

Hmmm, HTFU - like cheap beer - is a drink best enjoyed cold in my experience. Tea and hot chocolate are for poofs!

Colonial savages

[Ragingrob]

With another guy...

I don't know what I'm thinking right now.

I don't know.... I don't know what to say....

This is not Bridget Jones Diary nor Love Actually... WTF... I can hardly breathe....

What am I typing? I don't know... I need a vacation...

What I know is, They are going to Korea sometime soon to get marr FUCAKe3alnadfnl!

I'm leaving this town when my pay comes in this week.... I'll travel where I can go... anywhere no where.... Just to find even a small scent of freedom. All I need is just a bit! A fresh air!

Don't worry, I'm not suicidal... I just need a fresh air...

WTF am I saying right now? My stomach hurts, headache and all


I'll be back guys, don't worry. I'll come back when I'm ready.
I just need some time to think...

I am shocked.

This life is not my movie... not everyone can be the main character of a movie... I mean someones gotta die in a movie like Saving Private Ryan! Everyone cannot be a hero!

As soon as I get my pay this week, I'll be traveling anywhere... Might go North where I can see two Oceans meet... Far north... till I can see a big Ocean...

Don't worry my friends, I won't die. I am not suicidal you know.
I will come back, I promise... I just need some time to think and breathe!

I won't die!

I just want to say... Whats ringing in my head is..... "All I've done this year, All that I've gave has done...... nothing... How come? What have I done wrong?"

What am I thinking!?!?!

Shit dude that's fucking rude as! Take it easy and be careful to not let emotions out when riding... Remember all your mates are here for ya and if you need some company anytime riding or whatever just let any of us know! Hope you're ok (I know it doesn't help and that you're not) but yeah, everything will work out I'm sure.

[Mikkel]

Colonial savages

Nah mate, I'm from the old world... But I guess there's still some viking blood in there.

[Tank]

best friends dont get laid mate they get tears on the shoulder and phone calls at night that is it.

Before EJ gets all excited - that call in the night aint gonna be a booty call.

[Pex Adams]

Before EJ gets all excited - that call in the night aint gonna be a booty call.

I bet thats all he's been thinking about for a over a year now too...

[fireball]

women are over rated, over priced and most of all, over the top about everything
you are much better off without them EJ......

[DMNTD:Me]

women are over rated, over priced and most of all, over the top about everything
you are much better off without them EJ......

I sense a cunning plan

[Maha]

OK I lied abit...

She is not my girlfriend, but a girl I very very very very loved for a whole year. I gave her many things. I tried to show how I felt for her in almost everyway. I really did alot of things this year for her. what else... oh, She did not had a boyfriend a month ago, now she is like BOOM! I'm getting married! WTF?!

I feel pathetic. I need time to think. And yes, am not listning to sad songs, looking at her picture etc etc and I don't drink.

I will have an adventure, take time and come back home

So in a nutshell...
You really liked/loved a girl for about a year?
She did not feel the same way about you?
She is now getting married and you are shocked?
You lied about the relationship to us to get the 'oh you poor thing' comments?
You wasted a bit of time and money on her? (thats what friends do EJ)
'She was a friend!! And thats where it starts and stops sorry EJ'

You wont be the first or the last to feel smacked around the head for a few weeks....heaps more Squid in the boat mate....cast your net!