Rampant crime in Riviera of the South - or how Scummy went streaking.

**Okey Dokey** · 2nd April 2008, 18:20

Excellent effort there, Scummy. And I love all the avatars!!

**doc** · 2nd April 2008, 18:30

Originally Posted by Okey Dokey

Excellent effort there, Scummy. And I love all the avatars!!

The lengths that some members of KB'r will go to make the next calendar

**scumdog** · 3rd April 2008, 18:35

Arrghh!

Got to work today, sympathetic (not!) workmate says "You're famous, you were in the newspapers in London, we got a call here today from somebody in London"

So I Googled a London newspaper... and found out.....

It's worse!!! - there's about of dozen newspapers from NZ, Aussie, USA, UK etc that have the write-up

....and some have body doubles for me in their article photos.(Not as good as the real thing methinks).

DangerousBastard has had his revenge.

**Jantar** · 3rd April 2008, 18:51

And a discussion on NewstalkZB overnight about why you would have been naked.

**Usarka** · 3rd April 2008, 19:24

I'm a nudist, and we have lots of cops who are members. He's obiously just another hero nudist cop doing his job.

- Bern, Newfoundland, NJ USA

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article...6&in_page_id=2

bahahahahahahaaaaaa just another hero nudist!

**smokeyging** · 3rd April 2008, 20:20

Originally Posted by scumdog

Arrghh!

Got to work today, sympathetic (not!) workmate says "You're famous, you were in the newspapers in London, we got a call here today from somebody in London"

So I Googled a London newspaper... and found out.....

It's worse!!! - there's about of dozen newspapers from NZ, Aussie, USA, UK etc that have the write-up

....and some have body doubles for me in their article photos.(Not as good as the real thing methinks).

DangerousBastard has had his revenge.

For a guy and all you were doing was protecting your own property...it sounds as though its turned a little ‘pearshaped‘. shit, the way its going the queen will be here next to knight you, just imagine, we’ll be calling you ‘sir scummy’ next....

**Monkeyboy** · 5th April 2008, 18:20

Yeah good on yer mate!

**Her_C4** · 5th April 2008, 19:00

Originally Posted by Paul in NZ

Christ yes - the thought of a rampant Scummy hultling towards you at night, stark bollocks naked, possibly bellowing mating calls with willie failing and massive torch swinging would scare most crims to death.....

Paul, I am not sure that the crim would have taken the time to have noticed that his willie was failing.... Mind you, CB might have noticed - maybe that is why she let him go ... in shock!!

Originally Posted by vifferman

By his own admission, it was flailing around a fair bit....

Amazing what a difference an 'l' makes eh?

Way to go Scummy - and

CB

**Matt_TG** · 5th April 2008, 19:41

ROFL what a laugh! Well done, my CB even cracked up and commented that that's two things on KB in two days I have shown her that was worth looking at (the other was Dan's escapade to the South Island) lol.

**Okey Dokey** · 6th April 2008, 09:48

Originally Posted by scumdog

Arrghh!

DangerousBastard has had his revenge.

Ironic, isn't it? International after all this time...

**Kemet** · 6th April 2008, 17:24

Best ever!!!

Should definitely get a medal.....

**scumdog** · 19th August 2008, 13:51

Shit-head wannabe car thief got put away for four months jail for attempting to steal CBs fine Laser when he appeared in court a short time ago - after he had skipped bail a few times.

Oh, and he got another 12 months for the other various crimes he committed while on bail.

Frkn loser sorry-arsed cheese-dick mofo, hope he rots.

**Swoop** · 19th August 2008, 14:00

Four months?

Nothing like the kiwi revolving-door prison policy.
At least he will get some education... on how to to better burg's and hotwiring.

**sinfull** · 19th August 2008, 14:41

Yep shame ya didn't manage to give him a couple o twacks with that thing you were flailing round that night ! (the torch ya grubby minded buggers)
Still recon the kicks up the arse that were handed out back b4 pc/ness made it inopropriate to do this, as it is against criminals rights !!! What fuggin rights ?