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    Any pics? (she at least had a satin shorty-nightie on)

    LOL - Bloody well done Guys, A W E S O M E
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    That's hysterical despite the unfortunate imagery. As related youth have said-arrgh "naked old men"! He definitely got all he deserved! Well done to the dynamic duo

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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Yeah, gotta give top marks to CB 50+ years, clad in a skimpy satin nighty and grappling with a mid 20's guy standing over 6' tall who had just tried to steal her car and Lordy-knows what else he had done in life, she didn't back down from him - it was HIM that had to break free from HER!
    Haha..too much

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    Or at least a sock . . .
    ....think of the poor sock

    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    CB here, "where's the torch" he says as he leaps out of bed. What you need the torch for methinks. And when I saw it - the torch - and scummy's parts running down the road towards me I almost forgot what I was doing. I let the guy go and thought he would tackle the crim but I think scummmy took a mental free turn and couldn't find anything to hold him with so the crim took off.
    Never mind when the oncall cop arrived to look around, scummy went quickly inside to cover up!! OOh spoilt the fun eh??
    My 17 yr old son was looking at me real strange cause I was laughing soo hard..even he was laughing as Ive read out these posts..unbeleivable..I know you southerners have to make your own fun but this is awesome!

    Nail that son of a retard scummy..and tell him next time to think of the children..!!thats what a copper said to my mate after boxing day street races who neally did a streak(was in his socks) but the cops came round the corner
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    Ken and I have just got home from work, a bloody tiring day. Read your post and suddenly feel energised again. Laughed so much nearly we nearly wet ourselves.
    Well done CB and SD on all counts.

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    Farkin awesome you two. anyone would think he was goin for your bikes, but then maybe that would warrant the double barrel instead of the torch.
    S'all Good!!

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    I commend both of you on a gutsy job and congratulate you on the successful outcome. I hope they throw the book at him ... or something harder or two. Well done SD and CB.

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    From one public servant to another, I salute you! Well done, another scintillating chapter to add to your extensive memoirs! I doff my hat to you sir and hope that all is well in the household of Scumdog and CB.

    Now if the rest of the blardy country could show some gumption like what you two did, then we wouldn't be so awashed in bleeding hearted bleating idiots who blame everybody else for the ills foisted on them!
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    Quote Originally Posted by gijoe1313 View Post
    Now if the rest of the blardy country could show some gumption like what you two did, then we wouldn't be so awashed in bleeding hearted bleating idiots who blame everybody else for the ills foisted on them!
    I have been making enquiries into what the remaining passengers were doing on the "hijacked" flight. Nobody seems to know...

    One hopes that it wasn't left to the pilots to sort her out, then return to the flying, without assistance.
    One pilot suggested that the pipe alongside the co-pilot, that is used for manual gear extension, could have been useful...


    Scummy, Gijoe has a good point... are you writing a book on your "experiences" over the years? Not a silly idea!
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    it was HIM that had to break free from HER!
    That's 'cause she thought you were following up with the 12g?
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Yeah, gotta give top marks to CB 50+ years, clad in a skimpy satin nighty and grappling with a mid 20's guy standing over 6' tall
    He wasn't really after the car,..... was he CB,.... you just made that up.

    And just as I thought KB'r was going thru a boring patch....

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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    ... "somebody is trying to steal our car (our modern car, the '84 Laser) I heard it whirring over like somebody was trying to start it, it happened a couple of times and I heard the door shut".
    (Laser has hi-tech immobiliser - a hidden kill-switch fitted by Scumdog Technology)
    Talk about deja vu! We also have a 1984 Ford Laser (great for driving on the beach!) fitted with a secret immobiliser of the same variety! But fitted by my husband! And someone has tried to steal it more than once in broad daylight outside his work! Apparently the crims take it to Palmerston North and use it to transport all their stolen goods home in before dumping it.

    Good result! I bet the guy is still screaming "my eyes! my eyes!"
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    "Naked old white guy armed with a torch and flailing willy "

    Question from the female half here is " With a flailing willy, why do cops need tasers?"

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    Good on ya SD I was telling Tony Johnson about it, we were pissing oursel'ves
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    Quote Originally Posted by Freebird View Post
    Good on ya SD I was telling Tony Johnson about it, we were pissing oursel'ves
    You should have seen the guys at work!
    STILL pissing themselves with their embellished 'better work stories' ideas.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    You should have seen the guys at work!
    STILL pissing themselves with their embellished 'better work stories' ideas.
    What was that story I read in the paper about an "Indecent Exposure" charge against a Balclutha officer?

    I hear you've been booked as guest streaker for Eden Park.
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