Rampant crime in Riviera of the South - or how Scummy went streaking.

**gav** · 14th February 2008, 22:06

Top stuff!! Guess that'll be one of those featured Cop Stories then?
http://www.newcops.co.nz/AboutTheFor...terWorkStories

Haven't you got the Laser insured?

**scumdog** · 14th February 2008, 22:12

Originally Posted by gav

Top stuff!! Guess that'll be one of those featured Cop Stories then?
http://www.newcops.co.nz/AboutTheFor...terWorkStories

Haven't you got the Laser insured?

Yeah Laser is insured.

But try stealing something of mine or come onto my property with intent to commit a crime and you are verging on taking your life in your hands....

**Animal** · 15th February 2008, 00:27

Farkin' excellent! Score one point for decent society!

**skidMark** · 15th February 2008, 01:05

You're saying with all the aerodynamics of your beer/donut belly active with no clothes to ruin this you still couldnt catch him?

for an 84 laser you ran naked down the street?

kind of like this?

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**skidMark** · 15th February 2008, 01:06

Originally Posted by scumdog

Yeah Laser is insured.

But try stealing something of mine or come onto my property with intent to commit a crime and you are verging on taking your life in your hands....

Yeah you should have tazed him.

**Patch** · 15th February 2008, 04:53

Nice work SD, pity you didn't have a couple of friends with you for those long distance moments (pic)

Wonder if said crim is going to retire his profession after being collared by a shelia in her nightie

**ynot slow** · 15th February 2008, 06:39

Friendly pooches Patch,yeah right lol.Same as mine looks friendly in pics,but will bark when visitors arrive,hate to be on our section at night,good guard dog and faithful.

**Paul in NZ** · 15th February 2008, 11:42

Originally Posted by scumdog

But try stealing something of mine or come onto my property with intent to commit a crime and you are verging on taking your life in your hands....

Christ yes - the thought of a rampant Scummy hultling towards you at night, stark bollocks naked, possibly bellowing mating calls with willie failing and massive torch swinging would scare most crims to death.....

**Usarka** · 1st April 2008, 10:31

Headline: Completely starkers' cop nabs would-be thiefHerald Linky

**Finn** · 1st April 2008, 10:33

That's our Scummy

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...23#post1422723

**Joni** · 1st April 2008, 10:34

hehehe - how funny!

Go Scummy!

PS, can I have your autograph please!

**Jantar** · 1st April 2008, 10:36

Looking at the date it is published, I expect that the editor doesn't actually believe the event occured. Only us who know the famous officer involved could accept it as a true story.

But whats with saying CB was "suitably attired"?

**Mikkel** · 1st April 2008, 10:50

So fun - too bad it's going to be written off as an April's fool story...

Loved the one the press ran last year - that the Chch cathedral had to be demolished because the stonework was starting to deterioate... A lot of people fell for it

**scumdog** · 1st April 2008, 11:15

Originally Posted by Jantar

Looking at the date it is published, I expect that the editor doesn't actually believe the event occured. Only us who know the famous officer involved could accept it as a true story.

But whats with saying CB was "suitably attired"?

I guess in the card game of attire a skimpy silky nightie beat nothing on by a whole lot.