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  1. 1st April 2008, 11:52 #76
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    i see this made the paper finally

    http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/1/...ectid=10501364
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cajun View Post
    i see this made the paper finally

    http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/1/...ectid=10501364
    I saw that, and vaguely wondered if it was the same situation.

    No date on the Herald story I notice....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Usarka View Post
    custard?
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    Porridge, hopefully
    Nah... give him the "soggy biscuit"...
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    Made my day reading that one. Now all I've got to do is erase that well written vision of ol Toms bollocks swinging in the breeze..!
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    Quote Originally Posted by terbang View Post
    Made my day reading that one. Now all I've got to do is erase that well written vision of ol Toms bollocks swinging in the breeze..!
    And the whiplash from all the flailing, don't forget the whiplash!
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    That is so funny that the Harold ran Scumdog's story on 1st April. there will be so many people of the belief that it is a joke.

    From memory it sounds close enough to the truth as told by Scumdog.
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    Quote Originally Posted by McJim View Post
    That is so funny that the Harold ran Scumdog's story on 1st April. there will be so many people of the belief that it is a joke.

    From memory it sounds close enough to the truth as told by Scumdog.
    They didn't mention that the bad man ran off because he thought SD was carrying a baseball bat!!!
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    or that he had a lack of "appointments..."
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    Ahh yes, the Balclutha copper with nothing on but his torch … but are we really sure it was his torch he had in his hand? No wonder the guy did a runner!
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    I guess in the card game of attire a skimpy silky nightie beat nothing on by a whole lot.
    Ummm, depends who is wearing it. Hmmm, I would rather be caught running up the street naked than in a skimpy silky nightie. I think?
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    Scumdog makes the news?

    This sounds remarkably similar to a story our very own Scumdog was telling only a few weeks ago.

    Now that's dedication to policework!

    Onya Scumdog.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rachprice View Post
    Jrandom, You are such a woman hating cunt, if you weren't such a misogynist bastard you might have a better luck with women!
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    Sooo....when is the court case?... and what punishment is the thief likely to receive scumdog?....jail-time seems fair!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cajun View Post
    i see this made the paper finally
    I just saw it on Stuff tonight.... (missed the original writeup). Thought of SD straight away - went searching and found this thread.

    Well done SD and CB....(chuckle)
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