Rampant crime in Riviera of the South - or how Scummy went streaking.

**ManDownUnder** · 2nd April 2008, 12:02

Just got that copy of the paper... well worth it (interestingly the place near Ponsonby Road I normall buy papers from was sold out...

Scummy's face is known by the bois on P Road...

... donuts anyone?

**sels1** · 2nd April 2008, 12:08

You'll never make it as an undercover cop now, SD

**Dilligaf** · 2nd April 2008, 12:27

Sorry Scummy, but my 5 year old daughter thought that you looked a bit dodgy. You've undone my good work in trying to teach her that police are our friends. Her actual words were "Ew he should put some clothes on... he looks funny"
(might have something to do with her aversion to the fresh up add - thankfully she's not too keen on naked men)

**madboy** · 2nd April 2008, 12:32

Here I was, looking at a pic of a naked middle-aged guy from the Village People, trying to figure out where I knew him from...

Nope, wasn't that drunken party the other night...

Nope, wasn't how I paid for my education, or got the deposit on my house...

And then it dawned on me...

I had to make a special trip back to KB just for that one! Well done, Scumdog!!

**Swoop** · 2nd April 2008, 12:54

Bloody hell! Madboy!
Long time no see. It takes a special celebrity to bring you back here.

**Ruralman** · 2nd April 2008, 12:56

Thought I recognised the picture on the front of todays ODT - sure enough turn to page 17 and there he is. Good to see that metrosexual waxing shit hasn't made it to Balclutha Scummy!!!

BUT - how come you let the creep take off after Chrissy had collared him?????

**scumdog** · 2nd April 2008, 13:04

Originally Posted by Ruralman

Thought I recognised the picture on the front of todays ODT - sure enough turn to page 17 and there he is. Good to see that metrosexual waxing shit hasn't made it to Balclutha Scummy!!!

BUT - how come you let the creep take off after Chrissy had collared him?????

Yeah, theres a shitload more of 'give Scummy a hard time' posts on the "Ramapnt Crime in the Riviera of the South...." thread.

And YOU see how long you would stand your ground on front of a 'naked angry man' - I bet you would beat Peter Snell with your running speed!!

(The thieveing git certainly ran as fast as that!)

**Finn** · 2nd April 2008, 13:10

Originally Posted by scumdog

Yeah, theres a shitload more of 'give Scummy a hard time' posts on the "Ramapnt Crime in the Riviera of the South...." thread.

And if you caught the prick, would you have given him some hard time?

**vifferman** · 2nd April 2008, 13:13

Originally Posted by Finn

And if you caught the prick, would you have given him some hard time?

By his own admission, it was flailing around a fair bit....

**Deviant Esq** · 2nd April 2008, 13:22

Pff, the photo they've taken of Scummy isn't true to form... there's no way he would've put his hat on before giving chase to our copter-phobic crim....

**Finn** · 2nd April 2008, 13:41

Originally Posted by Deviant Esq

there's no way he would've put his hat on before giving chase to our copter-phobic crim....

He certainly had his helmet on though.

**Deviant Esq** · 2nd April 2008, 13:46

Originally Posted by Finn

He certainly has his helmet on though.

You must spread...

**trump-lady** · 2nd April 2008, 14:24

haha omg i read this on a news site and laughed my ass off........now I see it was you CLASSIC

**Littleman** · 2nd April 2008, 15:23

Aarrrghhh!! Flashbacks, communal showers, Porrirua '97.

**Patrick** · 2nd April 2008, 16:39

Originally Posted by scumdog

Dang, had the impression it would be a tiny pic on page 13 or something!!

Hope "those in charge" see the humour in it eh?

Tiny picture????

Talk it up man... you'll never get the chicks if you say its "tiny."

Oz cop sheila got done for posing topless in her hat and skirt recently... You're fooked.

Going from Bikeycops experience, I'm guessing they are already watching ya... (Haven't heard any updates there either..?)