Rampant crime in Riviera of the South - or how Scummy went streaking.

**idb** · 12th February 2008, 10:16

To a bystander it would be like any other evening in Balclutha...nothing to see here.

Good for you SD...lucky you had a club with you for protection.

**Mikkel** · 12th February 2008, 10:25

Pretty good effort of the thieving git to outrun the police "helicopter"

Good thing you got him!

**MSTRS:Me** · 12th February 2008, 10:29

So this is what you do on your birthday (suit)

**HenryDorsetCase** · 12th February 2008, 10:35

fantastic.

and I thought shearers made good money, and worked hard so wouldnt need to be out stealing.

Cue Janes Addiction: "Been caught stealing, once when I was five"

Of course you realise its inevitable that he will claim that he has been irrevocably harmed by the fact that you chased him with your willy out... he will claim that the sight of people 50+ naked or near naked is an affront to his human rights. He will also claim you had a semi while chasing him, and you were shouting "Come here you hunka hunka burnin' love".

Definitely sink the slipper and give him one (with the slipper) from me.

**scumdog** · 12th February 2008, 10:52

Originally Posted by MSTRS

So this is what you do on your birthday (suit)

Waay too slow looking to be me when chasing somebody that has messed with MY property and invaded my slumber!!!

**scumdog** · 12th February 2008, 10:55

Originally Posted by fireball

good on you though despite the nakedness, flapping bits in the wind you got him well done!

and let me guess he was one of peters shearing gang boys?

Nah, one of Ronnies boys - but imported from Rabble Land (Christchurch) and
they can take him back anytime, in fact I suspect that was why he was trying to steal CBs Laser..

**Swoop** · 12th February 2008, 11:29

Good catch Scummy! Obviously not tag-and-release!

and CB says "I'm calling the cops"

Originally Posted by crashe

Did Ms CB forget that you were a cop at that moment......?

Perhaps saying "I'll hold this f*cker here, you go and get The Gimp!!" might have elicited an interesting reaction...

Have charges been laid in response to being "naked in public"...???

**Paul in NZ** · 12th February 2008, 11:30

Good effort you two - Jeeze did he pick the wrong place or what? Honestly - what a nong... I agree - gutsy effort from CB - not sure I'd be that brave ;-)

**WRT** · 12th February 2008, 11:33

Originally Posted by crashe

Well done Mr Scumdog

....... but could you at least have some undergruts near the bed to throw on in future.....

Or at least a sock . . .

**scumdog** · 12th February 2008, 11:34

Originally Posted by Swoop

Good catch Scummy! Obviously not tag-and-release!

Have charges been laid in response to being "naked in public"...???

THANKS!

And no, there were no 'public' around to see me naked despite it being right on SH1, things are pretty quite on the roads down here on Monday night....

(A low-life thieving refugee from justice (he had a Warrant to Arrest in his resume') does not rank as 'public'.)

**Swoop** · 12th February 2008, 11:40

Originally Posted by scumdog

THANKS!

I'm sure the "mental trauma" that he is now suffering is enough!

It won't look cool telling his mates about "being caught by a naked bloke and a scantily dressed lady"

.

**idb** · 12th February 2008, 11:42

Originally Posted by Swoop

I'm sure the "mental trauma" that he is now suffering is enough!

It won't look cool telling his mates about "being caught by a naked bloke and a scantily dressed lady"

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She would have looked tough in her HD nightie.