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    Cigarettes...

    Here you go, I laughed my ass off

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    that is funny. but now I want a smoke.

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    i was gonna quit on monday but have now reconsidered
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    He has some very valid points...tho he did miss a very good point, a point that even the Cigarette Company's wish to point out, and that is....'The use by date' on a packet of fags...So im guessing smokes are only bad for you 'after' the use by date?

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    Bill hicks is a fucken legend!

    Here is a act he done on smoking (well non smokers and the freedom to do whatever you want)

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    Ok, I know I'll probably get booed off by all smokers out there, but the funny thing is, I have more freedom to do whatever I want since I've stopped smoking.

    But yeah, that was pretty funny. That dude's always amused me greatly
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    smokin

    Piss funny.

    Well that is my in my pjs heading out the front door for a fag- bloody no smokin in the house rule sucks!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    Ok, I know I'll probably get booed off by all smokers out there, but the funny thing is, I have more freedom to do whatever I want since I've stopped smoking.

    But yeah, that was pretty funny. That dude's always amused me greatly
    you know you reminded me of a friend of mine whose wife made him quit. Well not exactrly "made him quit" , she just said. "We can have a baby when you stop smoking" - on saturday I'm going to the celebrate their daughters second birthday

    anyway good on ya for getting your freedom back
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    I am an ex smoker but did not find this guy very funny and I do have a sense of humour.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaMo View Post
    Bill hicks is a fucken legend!

    Here is a act he done on smoking (well non smokers and the freedom to do whatever you want)

    RIP

    http://nz.youtube.com/watch?v=w9ySCcnoo3c
    He's a funny guy, cheers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TOTO View Post
    you know you reminded me of a friend of mine whose wife made him quit. Well not exactrly "made him quit" , she just said. "We can have a baby when you stop smoking" - on saturday I'm going to the celebrate their daughters second birthday

    anyway good on ya for getting your freedom back
    Sometimes, having a motivation that is other than your own can work...for me, I just got sick of being dependant on something that was no longer pleasant to do.

    Good on your friend, for his and his family's sake.
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    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    Sometimes, having a motivation that is other than your own can work...for me, I just got sick of being dependant on something that was no longer pleasant to do.

    Good on your friend, for his and his family's sake.
    Congrats. Do you celebrate on Quitting aniversery ? Like get a pizza or something ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by TOTO View Post
    Congrats. Do you celebrate on Quitting aniversery ? Like get a pizza or something ?
    Nope...I've taken up jogging 3 times a week, and every run is a celebration, I assure you. Going further each time, and not feeling like my chest is going to explode is reward enough...
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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