I *HATE* kids!

**Street Gerbil** · 10th February 2008, 20:28

Fsck!!!. I must have been cursed.
Yesterday. Tamaki drive. I just parked my cage and was about to head to the beach when some idiot kid on a bmx lost control of his bike and crashed into the side of my car, christening it with a nice collection of fresh dings and scratches. I got his father's phone number but I am not sure what to do about it. His dad was right there readily claiming that (a) there are no scratches on the paint and I am imagining them, (b) the scratches were there before the accident and (c) there never was an accident since he was there watching his kid the whole time.
Today some idiot neighbor kids decided to play on my Street Magic, dropped it and ruined $200 worth of fresh chroming. Since I do not know which kid specifically dropped the bike, I don't see how I can force the parents into compensating me. I am contemplating a letter of complaint to the landlord but that's hardly more than mental masturbation - what good could it possibly do?
Why is this shit happening to me??? Damn! Damn! Damn!!!

**Headbanger** · 10th February 2008, 20:36

Stress kills.

**The Pastor** · 10th February 2008, 20:37

how did the kids get on ur street magic?

**Street Gerbil** · 10th February 2008, 20:42

Originally Posted by renegade master

how did the kids get on ur street magic?

I dunno. 7-8 year olds are tall enough to climb a street magic with some effort (apparently sufficient to tip it over). Or are you asking how did they get to it? It was in the carport. Unfortunately I don't have a luxury of a garage.

**McJim** · 10th February 2008, 20:42

Buy a gun - the law favours the criminals.

**breakaway** · 10th February 2008, 20:45

Crack some skulls tbh

**Mully** · 10th February 2008, 20:51

Kill them. Smaller bodies are easier to hide.

And smack the parents in the head for denying it.

**SVboy** · 10th February 2008, 20:52

Stop complaining!! You obviously have no kids of your own! Despite these small inconveniences which have befallen you, you are free from the shackles of parenthood. Point and laugh at the man whose kid scratched your car, for his is a life sentence. Giggle at the noisy brats in the front flat as their mother ages before your eyes and father makes homer Simson look appealing! Fire up the bike-go have an adventure-and come back when ever the fuck you want, just cause you can!!

**Steam** · 10th February 2008, 20:55

Cover nice touchable parts in Paraquat, that'll poison the kids and they'll die and you'll be free. Just remember not to touch them yourself.
Oh, also, Paraquat works slowly, so you won't get caught.

**Steam** · 10th February 2008, 20:59

"29 arrested after Kiwi Bikers share tips on killing kids"

29 people were arrested in the early hours of this morning, after police learned bikers on the popular Kiwibiker website were sharing tips on how to kill children.
Inspector Gill said the sudden swoop was justified...
.... the site has been shut down following complaints from the Classifications Authority... etc etc"

You should get Disco Dan to give you some tips, he has cameras covering every inch of his property.

**homer** · 10th February 2008, 21:29

I hate them to
id be trying to get the parents to fork out for damage ,if they have contents insurance it will cover the damage .

As for the kids they should be muzzled and on a retracta lead till the age of i recken about 9 then the muzzel can come off at least

**Zoolander** · 10th February 2008, 21:45

Blame the parents for not teaching them accountability - at least BMX kid was out getting fresh air and exercise, not fattening up in front of a TV. (assuming he was fairly young?)

**JMemonic** · 10th February 2008, 22:38

Originally Posted by SVboy

Stop complaining!! You obviously have no kids of your own! Despite these small inconveniences which have befallen you, you are free from the shackles of parenthood. Point and laugh at the man whose kid scratched your car, for his is a life sentence. Giggle at the noisy brats in the front flat as their mother ages before your eyes and father makes homer Simson look appealing! Fire up the bike-go have an adventure-and come back when ever the fuck you want, just cause you can!!

Sorry to op but this is such a great statement green bling just for that.

**Ocean1** · 10th February 2008, 22:44

Originally Posted by homer

As for the kids they should be muzzled and on a retracta lead till the age of i recken about 9 then the muzzel can come off at least

'Bout 25 years old I reckon, still a couple more years before they're vaguely human though...

**MaxB** · 10th February 2008, 22:56

Lock your bike with a cable lock and fix it to something solid so that it cannot roll off its stand or tilt far enough to fall over. I was in the same situation as you 20 years ago in that I only had a unit with a carport and the bike was visible from the street.

Also I would keep it locked all the time, who knows if these little darlings are always playing on your bike when you are at work?

I don't know what to say about the Tamaki Drive thing, without a witness you are probably stuffed.