Sick of spam emails, but...

[MSTRS:Me]

...how could you resist this wee gem?
Hello Dear!
How are you? I hope that all good for you and you will read my letter
with a interest. Ok. I got your e-mail through internet dating agency.
I gave my letter to agency and they have told that my letter will be send to man in North America!!!!
I want to arrive to North America and I have good chance for this.
I need only man who can meet me in North America and probably we can to develop our relations.
Ok. My name is Oksana. I'm from Warsaw City, Poland.
My measurements: 32B - 24 - 34, Height: 5'2", Weight: 115 lbs
I'm 26 years old. But very soon will be 27 years old. My birthday on
April, 05, 1981.
I am ready for creation family and want it very much.
I cannot find the man in Poland for myself because it very hard in Poland.
I want to create family and to live in your country because the government to care about people.
I want to live and be sure in the future.
In Poland it is not possible to live easy. I want to tell about myself a little.
I live in city Warsaw. My city is very beautiful. I work as the seller in shop home appliances.
I'm cheerful woman who like to go for sports and do all what like are usual peoples.
My history: I'm with my girlfriend were going to go in your country as tourists for search of men for serious relations.
But my girlfriend could not go with me. She had problems with your family.
But very soon I will receive visa and I don't want to lose a chance to
arrive in your country. I will receive visa in 7 days for your country.
Now I'm in city Warsaw and waiting for reception of my visa. It will
be great if you can meet me and we can to have relations with you. I'm
understand that it very strange, but probably it's desteny for you and
me. I understand that you will ask me "Where did you get my e-mail?"
I'm right??? I got your e-mail through internet dating agency
in my city. I gave them my letter and they told me that they will send
my letter. And I will be very happy if YOU will answer to me.
I will be very happy if you will write me and we will have our meeting
very soon. And it is possible we a meeting in 7 days because I can arrive to you.
Please tell to me about yourself a little!

What is your full name?
Your age?
City?

I hope that you will answer to me back... If so I will send my photo to you.
I will wait your answer so much...
Write to me on e-mail : oksana_bagriy@pisem.net
Yours Oksana.

If Hitcher could get past the skillful rendering of the language, he'd have to be impressed with the enthusiasm....

[Mully]

My measurements: 32B - 24 - 34

Pass. Send he an e-mail back saying 34C minimum. Or no relations. In North America.

[WRT]

When did you move to North America? Seems her geography is as bad as her spelling.

Of course, this would be all redeemed if she was hot. I reckon you should send away for her photo.

[Jantar]

Hey, What's my russian girlfriend writing to you for. She promised me she'd be mine forever. If you do respond to her, tell her that Mike (Hoch) already has her photos and will make them available on request.

Or you can go to www.419eater.com to find out lots about the lovely Oksana.

[Mully]

will make them available on request.

Request......

[MSTRS:Me]

Hey, What's my russian girlfriend writing to you for. She promised me she'd be mine forever. If you do respond to her, tell her that Mike (Hoch) already has her photos and will make them available on request.

Or you can go to www.419eater.com to find out lots about the lovely Oksana.

Not my problem if she's steppin' out on ya... but what you are saying is - s/he is a schwarty??