Stoopid Stoopid Lyrics

[Maha]

I have heard some dumb things said i songs over the years...
IE: '' I will climb the highest mountian''....( many have tried, few have succeeded)
IE: '' I will swim the seven sea's''.......( yet to be done)
IE : this one really gets me...''To blind to see''...(give me strenght!)

Theres a song around now with an all time fav' of mine...'' If you need me, i'll be there''
Now, heres a situation buddy... you are in London (selling CD's or some such) and you wife calls from Sydney saying '' i need you''...not going to happen is it?...''but honey you said'' '' I know what i said, but i cant be there, let it go''
Seems to me that the singer dude will be in a power of shit when he gets home....

[Riff Raff]

Yeah. Like that song that used to bug me - 'Don't stab a nun'. I mean you'd think something like that would be self-explanatory. Made more sense when it was pointed out to me that they were singing 'Dance Stamina'.

[Sully60]

What about the Darkness' "One way ticket to hell and back"?

Shouldn't have that been picked up a bit earlier in the songwriting/naming process?

[Maha]

What about the Darkness' "One way ticket to hell and back"?

Shouldn't have that been picked up a bit earlier in the songwriting/naming process?

Exactley!!....if you are going somewhere, and coming back, then surely thats a 'return ticket'?.....

[Sully60]

Exactley!!....if you are going somewhere, and coming back, then surely thats a 'return ticket'?.....

Doesn't have the same ring though..

Got a gotta a return ticket to hell and back.

Hope the stoopid prick got a window seat.
Good one Justin! now go fix those hideous teeth!

[Mental Trousers]

Hitcher would have a heart attack at The most loneliest day of my life ...

[Mully]

What about the Darkness' "One way ticket to hell and back"?

I thought it was one way ticket to Helengrad.

[Sully60]

Hitcher would have a heart attack at The most loneliest day of my life ...

That should just be banned!

[Maha]

What about.....
''I watched you in your sleep''?????????
Dude! Rent a DVD !!...What sort of freak would do that?....

[ManDownUnder]

What about.....
''I watched you in your sleep''?????????
Dude! Rent a DVD !!...What sort of freak would do that?....

Can we claim the 5th in NZ or is it US only?

[Sully60]

Can we claim the 5th in NZ or is it US only?

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Is that what pleading the 5th would look like in an online forum? Or have I already said too much?

[bull]

this one by bloody T-pain, called 'Im in love with a bartender' some of the hiphop crap, cracks me up when i hear it.

"Ooooh she made us drinks, to drink
We drunk 'em"

Took a frickin genius to work that one out.

[Maha]

this one by bloody T-pain, called 'Im in love with a bartender' some of the hiphop crap, cracks me up when i hear it.

"Ooooh she made us drinks, to drink
We drunk 'em"

Took a frickin genius to work that one out.

Bling to you bull...............

[Number One]

So many stupid lyrics out there!!!! Got to work though so will drop two of my current hates and will get busy later when hubby is out riding MY bike on TRTNR while I sit at home on Valentines day night posting on KB....crikey that is soooo sad.

Anyway here's just one off the top of my head that gets right up my nose everytime I hear it!

ooo boy, you lookin like you like what you see, won't you come up here an check up on it, I'm a let you work up on it, ladies let him check up on it, watch it while he check up on it, chicken strips and kfc why doncha check up on me tonight!....great thighs on this lass but man this song is crapola!

AND gangster accents get right up my nose too...

"I have got to" becomes "Gotsta" SPEAK PROPER ALREADY!

[onearmedbandit]

But guess what? Stupid lyrics makes stupid amounts of money.