Stoopid Stoopid Lyrics

[Maha]

"And I would walk 500 miles,and I would walk 500 more."

Typical tight scot git,and he did it twice,use ye bike laddie.

Exactly what I wanted .....
A Lyric and your own interpretation of what its saying.....thats pricless, bling sent...

[Japtwin]

Hey dont be dissing SOAD. Bring your own bomb

[Japtwin]

ACDC "its a long way to the shops if you want a sausage roll"

[The Pastor]

Corey Heart- I Wear My Sunglasses At Night

I wear my sunglasses at night
so I can
so I can
Watch you weave then breath your story lines.
And I wear my sunglasses at night
so I can
so I can
Keep track of the visions in my eyes.


IF YOU WEAR SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT YOU SHOULD BE STABBED IN THE FACE.

[Maha]

I Do I Do I Do I Do I Doooooooo............

Alright!!.....I get it!!!........

[Waylander]

Writing lyrics for todays 'artists'

IF struck with writers block or you just don't have a good idea for a song to begin with just make a random noise an repeat infinite.



Ella
Ella
Ella
Ella
Ella
Ella
Ella
Ella
Or just write one line that might sound cool when used once or twice but repeat infinite.
I'm bleeding out digging deeper just to blow it away.
I'm bleeding out digging deeper just to blow it away.
I'm bleeding out digging deeper just to blow it away.
I'm bleeding out digging deeper just to blow it away.
I'm bleeding out digging deeper just to blow it away.
I'm bleeding out digging deeper just to blow it away.

Or if worst comes to worst just use someone elses music and talk about fucking sluts and drinking henasy and shooting people without actually singing anything. Worked for Diddy/p-diddy/ Sean Combs/ whatever he calls himself this week. Kanye West?

[Hitcher]

drinking henasy

Hennessy. It's a cognac. Arguably one of the better ones.

[Macktheknife]

which contains the line "..and I acted like a dustbin lid"

This is Cockney rhyming slang, it means 'I acted like a kid'.

One of my all time fav's;
Picture yourself in a boat on a river,
with tangerine trees and marmalade skies.
Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly,
The girl with kaleidoscope eyes.
Cellophane towers of yellow and green,
Towering over your head.
Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes and she's gone.
Follow her down to a bridge by a fountain
Where rocking horse people eat marshmallow pies.
Everyone smiles as you drift past the flowers
That grow so incredibly high.
Newspaper taxis appear on the shore
waiting to take you away
Climb in the back with your head in the clouds and you're gone.
Picture yourself on a train in a station
with plasticine porters with looking glass ties.
Suddenly someone is there at the turnstile
The girl with kaleidoscope eyes.

Just how incredibly stoned were those guys???

[turtleman]

.....Just how incredibly stoned were those guys???

Or John Fogarty (CCR) - must've had some freaky shit when this was written!

There's a giant doing cartwheels, a statue wearin' high heels
Look at all the happy creatures dancing on the lawn
A dinosaur Victrola list'ning to Buck Owens
Doo, doo, doo, lookin' out my back door

Tambourines and elephants are playing in the band
Won't you take a ride on the flyin' spoon
Wond'rous apparition provided by magician
Doo, doo, doo, lookin' out my back door

Crazy !

[Marmoot]

You!
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.

Let's start a war, start a nuclear war,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Wow! (Shout out loud)
At the gay bar.

Now tell me do ya, a do ya have any money?
I wanna spend all your money,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.

[Pause]

I've got something to put in you,
I've got something to put in you,
I've got something to put in you,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Wow! (Shout out loud)

You're a superstar, at the gay bar.
You're a superstar, at the gay bar.
Yeah! you're a superstar, at the gay bar.
You're a superstar, at the gay bar.
Superstar.
Super, super, superstar

- Electric Six - Gay Bar

[Coyote]

AND gangster accents get right up my nose too...

"I have got to" becomes "Gotsta" SPEAK PROPER ALREADY!

Werd

Method Man and Redman - Da Rockwilder

(Redman)
Oh my God, oh my God!
(Method Man)
Aaaow! (Boo!)
Uh, uh, yo, uh
Microphone checka, swingin' sword lecture
Closin' down the sector, supreme neck protector
Better warn 'em kid, Mr. Meth's a boiling pot
About to blow his lid from the pressure, too hot for TV
For cheesy, too many wanna be hard be easy
It's all N'together, going all out together
It don't take much to please me
Still homes I'm never satisfy like the Stones
We don't condone bitin' see them selling crossbones
Protecting what I'm writing
Don't clash with the Titan who blast with a license
To kill rap reciting
Come on, in the zone with ya nigga from the Group Home
Tical! (F*** your lifestyle!)
Put your lights out
Get the sh*t to crackin' got you feenin' with your pipes out
Time for some action, surfin' the avenue
Mad at you, where I used to battle crews
Back when Antoinette had that attitude
Cover me I'm going in, walls closing in
Got us bustin' off these pistols
My niggas got issues, again, same song
Armed with the mega bomb
Blow you out the frame and then I'm gone

(Redman)
Yo, I was going too but we roam, cellular phones
Doc-Meth back in the flesh, blood and bones
Don't condone, spit bank loans and homegrown
Suckers break like Turbo in ozone
When I, grab the broom
Moon-walk platoon hawk my goons bark
Leave you in a blue lagoon lost (true)
Three nines and a glove with Nasu he dying in the car
While we behind on the bars
Haters don't touch (what?) weigh us both up
Now my neighbor dope up
Got the cable hooked up, all channels
Lift my shirt all mammals
You ship off keys and we ship Grand Pianos
Sawed off shotgun
Hand on the pump, sippin' on a forty
Yo smokin' on a blunt!
Bust my gun and Red and Meth gettin' jumped
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, laaaaa
Yeah come on, Red and Meth gettin' jumped
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, laaaaa



Ah mah gad, holla atcha boieeeezzz!!! Dat shitz niggerific

[Sully60]

That Airborne song 'Wild and Free", rockin cool song but this lyric just had to be posted (took me a while to find the thread again the single's only been out about a year)

'Cry me a river, cry me a river of tears'

What the fuck else are you going to cry, smegma?

[GaZBur]

Quite possible the dumbest lyrics for one of the best songs ever.
Motorhead - can you guess the title?


If you squeeze my lizard
I´ll put my snake on you
I´m a romantic adventure
And I´m a reptile too

CHORUS:
But it don´t make no difference
´cos I ain´t gonna be, easy, easy
the only time I´m gonna be easy´s when I´m
Killed by death
Killed by death
Killed by death
Killed by death

I´m a lone wolf ligger
But I ain´t no pretty boy
I´m a backbone shiver
and I´m a bundle of joy

CHORUS

But it don´t make no difference
´cos I ain´t gonna be, easy, easy
the only time I´m easy´s when I´m
Killed by death
Killed by death
Killed by death
Killed by death

Killed by death
Killed by death
Killed by death
Killed by death


I especially love
"the only time I´m gonna be easy´s when I´m
Killed by death"

[firefighter]

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out)

MAKES ME WANT TO BECOME AN INTERNATIONAL ASSASSIN!!!!!

Now for some good lyrics....



Hahahaha, "we're all mother uckers and we're ucking with your shit!"......

or just as humerous

[MaxB]

I used to turn the sound on the TV down and just watch them. Made up for the lyrics.



The Bangles

Walk Like An Egyptian Lyrics


(L. Sternberg)
Vicki, Michael, Susanna

All the old paintings on the tombs
They do the sand dance don't you know
If they move too quick (oh whey oh)
They're falling down like a domino

All the bazaar men by the Nile
They got the money on a bet
Gold crocodiles (oh whey oh)
They snap their teeth on your cigarette

Foreign types with the hookah pipes say
Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh
Walk like an Egyptian

Blonde waitresses take their trays
They spin around and they cross the floor
They've got the moves (oh whey oh)
You drop your drink then they bring you more

All the school kids so sick of books
They like the punk and the metal band
When the buzzer rings (oh whey oh)
They're walking like an Egyptian

All the kids in the marketplace say
Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh
Walk like an Egyptian

Slide your feet up the street bend your back
Shift your arm then you pull it back
Life is hard you know (oh whey oh)
So strike a pose on a Cadillac

If you want to find all the cops
They're hanging out in the donut shop
They sing and dance (oh whey oh)
Spin the clubs cruise down the block

All the Japanese with their yen
The party boys call the Kremlin
And the Chinese know (oh whey oh)
They walk the line like Egyptian

All the cops in the donut shop say
Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh
Walk like an Egyptian
Walk like an Egyptian