A man was in a long line at Wal-Mart.
As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so
he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the register.
She asked, 'What size condoms?'
The customer replied that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants.
He did.
She reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and called over the intercom,
'One box of large condoms, Register 5.'
The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most of us, was up
for a cheap thrill.
When he got up to the register, he told the checker that he too ha d
forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she could have some brought to the
register for him.
She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know. S he asked him to
drop his pants. He did.
She gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and said, 'One box of
medium-sized condoms, Register 5.'
A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what he had seen was
way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact with a live female, so
he thought this was his chance.
When he got to the register he told the checker he needed some condoms.
She asked him what size and he said he didn't know.? She asked him to drop
his pants and he did. She reached over the counter, gave him a quick squeeze,
then picked up the intercom and said...
(you'll love this one...................)
'Cleanup, Register 5'
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Originally Posted by Stirts
I only like one small meal at the time...and generally at home. 
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