Kiwi Biker *Big Brother*

[Grahameeboy]

Skidmark, first to go - beaten to death with a BBQ
FINN railed against so much injustice that he voted himself out
DMNTD Saw more opportunities with the cast than in the house
Str8 Jacket got carried out drunk
Fireball - threw her over the fence
BuckbuckNo1 organised a ride, hijacked it, then left, pissed off with everyone (but hid in the corner)
WINJA PAINTED THE FUCKING ROOF and fell off
Graemeboy impaled WINJA nuff said
Jim2 had the sarcasm and wit to go all the way but was edited out by Hitcher
Hitcher struck forth with prose and vernacular and was misunderstood by the masses thus and henceforth resides as lost in the throes of wordsmithery that few can comprehend.

No-one won. The producers were just happy there was an axe murderer in the house... was it Joey?

Nah, Winja is forgiven, I'd give him a hug.

[SixPackBack]

Sweet!! Put me down for the sex and debauchery, fist fights, excessive drug consumption and the patronising conversations with bitch slapping.
However, I don't see your name in there SPB, no fun without you there!! oh that's right... you'll be watching intently I'm sure! hehe

My participation although considered would inevitably lead to censure. After the immediate murder of several members I beleive the remaining few would end up under my tenure in a messy stand off with the Police, resulting in long prison sentences.

All this would of course would be televised and eventually shown on Campbell live, the general public would dismiss the highly intoxicated ramblings and dismembered bodies and remember only the nutter on his black K7 thou pulling mingin' wheelies through the throng of assembled police and media.

Foooookin neeeeoooow would join the venacular and forever be associated with that fateful day. Motorcycling and KB would of course be banned.

[NC]

Dont worry chick, we can just heat up the knives and put them to good use..... That way it wouldnt matter who won cause by that stage we wouldnt care!

Good call, ninja

[Kendog]

My participation although considered would inevitably lead to censure. After the immediate murder of several members I beleive the remaining few would end up under my tenure in a messy stand off with the Police, resulting in long prison sentences.

All this would of course would be televised and eventually shown on Campbell live, the general public would dismiss the highly intoxicated ramblings and dismembered bodies and remember only the nutter on his black K7 thou pulling mingin' wheelies through the throng of assembled police and media.

Foooookin neeeeoooow would join the venacular and forever be associated with that fateful day. Motorcycling and KB would of course be banned.

That shit sounds wasted on TV, KB the movie

[Colapop]

KB the experience... it's an amusement park

[Swoop]

Hey finn man seriously. You made your money as a flying cannon midget right?

No contest, I'd win.

Who said anything about there being a winner? OR anyone being allowed out?

DMNTD Saw more opportunities with the cast than in the house

I'm sure he would leave the house, just so there was more room for a new bike in there!

[MIXONE]

Laughing at ones disability is the lowest form of humour. I'm not short, just under tall.

I'd sue the council for building the footpaths to close to your arse.

[Kittyhawk]

Dmntd
Skidmark
Spankme
Winja
Curious_AJ
Quasi
Carver
Crashe
Macktheknife
Nodrog

[FROSTY:Me]

And WHY THE HECK would a bunch of bikers be in a house ffs?

[fireball]

Fireball - threw her over the fence

there would be a good reason to escape no bikes!

[Colapop]

It's been a close call previously... no guarantees for next time!

Locking bikers up in a house is good. No bikes - they'll kill each other!!

[dangerous]

And WHY THE HECK would a bunch of bikers be in a house ffs?

its raining heaps? Im inside at the mo and its pissing down I aint leaving this house today... well ok into the garage to clean something.

[skidMark]

its raining heaps? Im inside at the mo and its pissing down I aint leaving this house today... well ok into the garage to clean something.

WTF?

you wuss. lol

I purposely go out on rainy days on the open road to practise wet weather riding as i'm pretty slow in the wet...

gives me practise on loosing the front and rear at higher speeds in the dry also.

the wet is awesome for practise!, the dry is for when ya wanna put those to use.

[skidMark]

Dmntd
Skidmark
Spankme
Winja
Curious_AJ
Quasi
Carver
Crashe
Macktheknife
Nodrog

DMNTD tries to kill me...mackstops him grabs his finger and rings him to the ground crying then breaks his neck.

Spankme sits on a chair, he calls the throne all day demanding everybody are his servants, in response everybody begs he gets off the loo so they can use it.

WINJA has a tragic roof fall incident.

AJ missing indy too much and leaves for home.

At the earlier mentioned **trackdays scenario** (the wall drops down and the house is infact the taupo pits and we have races each day)...Carver rips a wheelie past quasi, quasi gets upset due to carvers history on untimely wheelies and nails him off the bike....taking both of them out in the process. They have to leave the show to goto hospital.

I kill Crashe with a carrot. or once again....break her finger off and use it.

Mack bails at one of the trackdays after hitting a possum.

nodrog dies masturbating due to having a belt around his neck. mastying like a rockstar

[007XX]

My participation although considered would inevitably lead to censure. After the immediate murder of several members I beleive the remaining few would end up under my tenure in a messy stand off with the Police, resulting in long prison sentences.

All this would of course would be televised and eventually shown on Campbell live, the general public would dismiss the highly intoxicated ramblings and dismembered bodies and remember only the nutter on his black K7 thou pulling mingin' wheelies through the throng of assembled police and media.

Foooookin neeeeoooow would join the venacular and forever be associated with that fateful day. Motorcycling and KB would of course be banned.

Hehehe...I want in on that house...who do I got to kill to make that happen?

But forget about me getting caught and jailed... I have a habit of getting away with things