Ya bloody noddy, Iv been on the rd for 25yrs LOL I think I have done my time in the wetOriginally Posted by skidMark
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Ya bloody noddy, Iv been on the rd for 25yrs LOL I think I have done my time in the wet
cheers DD
(Definately Dodgy)
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Yeah but SM is the best rider we have on KB
They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
we will remember them
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We all forgot john!
ok...
John
The_Dover
WINJA
skidMark
N4CR
Boomer
cowpoos.
Carver
Grahameeeboy
cowboyz
DMNTD - as big brother.
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Well....Yeah...
The rest of you are a bunch of posers....
Like that guy glen williams...and white trash..... and that hardly know fella velntino rossi or something...
pishhhh ya all slow.
(just taking the piss i'm tipsy please excuse me)
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you realise in that group mark you will get the living shit beaten out of you??
and the group would spend all its shopping money on piss!!
Eyes that shine burning red
So you (the only person that included themselves in their list, how modest) want to go in with a group of all males
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I was under the impression Marks inclusion in all the groups forwarded so far was strictly for our viewing pleasure. As you say watching gleefully as Mark is bludgeoned, beaten or stabbed to death.
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What can i say i like being beat up.
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Bollocks....So you (the only person that included themselves in their list, how modest) want to go in with a group of all males
Kittyhawk4Doc
Dmntd
Skidmark
Spankme
Winja
Curious_AJ
Quasi
Carver
Crashe
Macktheknife
Nodrog
Dmntd gets upset over Skidmark so chases him inside the house with his mastery skills on his latest bike. It has missiles attached to either side of it, nos, and also some sort of asian blades which detect you when you run...he mashes the button pad on the bike starts flying with jet power then fires every weapon at once. A cloud of dark smoke hovers as its lost in the air. Skidmark survives but when Dmntd questioned him he self destructed when he had to think of an answer....the only one brain cell could not cope and therefore sizzled into a pile of ash, leaving Skidmark in a heap on the floor.
Spankme and Winja go head to head in a LAN session to see who is going to out do the other, they never move, apart from to scratch their asses. They secretly hack at each others pc's purvin at porn in the back ground. An e mail is flicked and the game is on, they gear up in biker gear then start playing virtual air guitar. As they play, one hits the other and the catfight is on..
Quasi and Carver are out in the garage admiring the bikes all parked up and drinking. Carver insisted on showing Quasi how to do a proper wheelstand and takes off in the driveway, as he attempted to pull a sexy wheelstand out of the garage, he took out the neighbours fence, letterbox and then hit a hole in the ground and mysteriously disappeared....Quasi had let down Carvers tyre at the back, loosend the chain and cut any cables he could see... dug a grave and waited.....he plans every move and waits with paitence..
Crashe and Macktheknife start disputing over the meaning of life, this highly corrupted conversation sparks into world war three verbally, which drifts onto the subject of who should be in charge to have the first piece of cake when it comes out of the oven. Both are completely saturated as they keep spitting and hissing at eachother, see who can yell the loudest and overpower the other.
Curious_AJ and Nodrog, one baits the other. Aj sitting there pouting on the couch, legs crossed arms crossed, very defensive. Nodrog comes along and sits there next to her passing comments which chip away..poking and prodding with his beer asking "are you alive?" "Im special too look at me" and sits there drinking till he's seeing the next day but he's really just drunk. Aj gets up to move to her room, Nodrog sitting there thinking what to do, runs past, downtrails AJ, picks her up and throws her outside into the pool. She gets out stares and stomps off with flipper feet and squeegie sounds goes to her room and dosetn come out for the next 3 - 5 working days.
My bass is such a slapper.......I cant stop fingering those strings
Large Falcon Collider
I'd just vote the ten most prolific off-topic posters on KB as then they won't be online for the duration of the comp.
"If life gives you a shit sandwich..." someone please complete this expression
Asparagus wee
Don't you mean your arse poundedWhat can i say i like being beat up.
The world will look up and shout "Save Us!", and I'll whisper "no"
Melicious
Drew
Flame
Deano
Fatjim
Skelstar
Hels
Koba
Tony
etc
They all sit around the house in their leathers, drinking piss, smoking, talking crap, being wankers, then they all get bored and leave, except drew and vicki cause its there house.... a bit like every thursday night really.
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psytrance junkie
but what if they couldnt get out of the house? like were locked in or something like in the big bro show?
Drew
Flame
Deano
Fatjim
Skelstar
Hels
Koba
Tony
etc
They all sit around the house in their leathers, drinking piss, smoking, talking crap, being wankers, then they all get bored and leave, except drew and vicki cause its there house.... a bit like every thursday night really.
"Take life one day at a time. Make mistakes. Learn from them. Come out a better person. Never regret the things that have gotten you where you are today."
Blowin up bikes since ages ago
Then there better be a shitload of piss and ciggies!
"Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"
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