Caption competition!

**cave weta** · 16th November 2008, 20:00

yes here it is the great World Famous In NZ caption competition!

I took this photo today at the Paeroa Charity Trailride.

The Grand prize is a bottle of L&P - the fancy one that you can only buy in paeroa!

Rules are simple:

I entry each
entries close next sunday 8.00pm
No corespondance will be entered into ( yeah right!) this should be funny

judges decision is final.

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**piston broke** · 16th November 2008, 20:03

get fu..ed he gave it to me

edit
if i want shit from you i'll squease your head

**Oakie** · 16th November 2008, 20:10

"So I stuck two fingers up his arse to take his pulse and when I pulled 'em out, blow me down if he didn't pass the biggest turd I've ever seen outside a zoo. Anyway, the turd is in the bag so take to base, take a photo and put it on You Tube. Caption it, 'Proof politicians are full of shit" "

**Trumpess** · 16th November 2008, 20:11

look ... im telling ya ... he will thank us for making him go commando! By the time we get there they will stink to high heaven and be totally usless! Good greif man .... just think of the long flight back in a confined space!

**MyGSXF:Me** · 16th November 2008, 20:15

Maaate.. I'm tellin yee.. tis a pound of the best foookin weed ye'll ever get yer mitts on.. it'll blow yer fookin brains out.. !!

**hayd3n** · 16th November 2008, 20:20

he had this dildo stuck up his a##

**Madness** · 16th November 2008, 20:24

The force of landing the jump caused his bollocks to shoot out of his mouth.

"Here's hoping the boys at Waikato can poke 'em back down!."

**JimO** · 16th November 2008, 20:32

so you saying you set it on fire and press the door bell THEN run away

**DarkLord** · 16th November 2008, 20:45

How could you possibly mess that up, Bob? I asked for TWO big macs! TWO!

**Swoop** · 16th November 2008, 21:32

"The stupid coont was on a suzuki and this is the only good bit remaining! Fly it straight to the manufacturer, as they want to know why it didn't break and how they can make sure the next model doesn't last so well."

**Nagash** · 16th November 2008, 22:11

Centre pilot to pilot on right: That's right, 2 fingers, just wriggle it round abit. Don't worry about going deeper.

Ambulance official: Just wait till we get back to the chopper to see what else we have to play with.

Pilot on right: You're sure.. this will get in me in the club..?