Birthday bash (26 April)

[007XX]

Yea...we have rules here about how much coverage hair needs

Just as well you got bugger all of it then eh?

Shit, I didn't know what I was doing, how the hell was I supposed to be able to delegate?
Anyhow, how hard can it be to open bags of salad and put it in to bowls?
Even i can manage that!!

You did a lovely job Ma'am...the crazy man on BBQ duty however...

see I was not required .. & a ride take priority ...

[Colapop]

Thanks for the couch and mattress, hospitality and laughs. It was good to get away for a nice quiet weekend...

[MSTRS:Me]

Just as well you got bugger all of it then eh?

...the crazy man on BBQ duty however...

[Mom]

All out of towners have left on their homeward journey, barring those freeloaders from Warkworth....
Ride safe people!
Was fantastic to have you at ours!

But we loves you really...

Mom, your much younger and more beautiful than I imagined, I never got enough of your story about discovering a near naked Mikkel in the bathroom, even after the 100th time you told it . Thanks again peoples for a awesome social and riding bonanza! Sugilite out!

Oh golly gee whizz flattery in any form is always welcomed by a girl of a certain age! Was great to meet you too!

As for the almost naked young man in the bathroom *swoon* Did I mention it was steamy and warm in there too!

Friday was of to a good start when we concerd madducks drive leaving shortly after for Taupo not before meeting up with the maha's after mom was finished blowing her trumpet.

Sorry folks cant be helped, ANZAC Day and me go back a long way! You are champs for taking Archer under your wing in Taupo, that is why we let you have the double bed Saturday night. Us newly-weds dont mind sharing close sleeping arrangements

So far so good with the pics. I did not have a camera down with us, so am happy to see not too many of me being ummmmm...cute and innocent?

Yep.......

OH SHIT!!!! Opps, how could I have forgotten the sneakiest photographer in the world? Be kind to me, please...

[007XY]

Besides, everyone knows that French girls are no good in the kitchen[/QUOTE]

Oh contraire Monsieur.. French girls are not only good in the kitchen but many other parts of the house aswell..

OKAY.. now that I've got this quote thing sorted... further down is the proper reply..

[hXc]

So far so good with the pics. I did not have a camera down with us, so am happy to see not too many of me being ummmmm...cute and innocent?

Yeh glad there isn't too many of me either.
Hope I didn't speak too soon.

[sugilite:Me]

I enjoyed the ride down to pick up Chancey & Sugi, never really ride in the rain, so relished the chance to do so, test the skills and the winter riding gear I rarely use. Could'nt see in front of me at all at times with the visor down, but was great tho.

Thanks for the escort Dooley, great to meet you, will catch you on a ride soon eh....

Yeah but it was such a good story !!!

MSTRS that ride you took us on still has me buzzing. What awesome roads you have down that neck of the woods and it was one of those days when I just felt at one with the bike. Thanks for the feedback Sugilite.

No problemo, well deserved...

Mom's always in the right place, at the right time And is certainly one of the best story tellers there are...
It was a pleasure meeting you as well Sugi...it just gave me cramps in my neck to stare upwards all the time though

OK, I'll get down on my knees next time, so you won't have as far to look up

Yes I noticed Mom was always in the right place, lurking outside the bathroom, BBQ, Booze top up station, she really gets about!

Off to get gassed up, 8 bikes head up SH5 and turned left up Glengarry Rd, through to Puketitiri Rd, and right to Rissington and then Patoka. A quick conflab and we decide to turn back (there may have been a spit or two of rain to help this decision, but just quietly I think the outlanders had run out of tissues.

I had my ear plugs in but I swear I heard "sniffle sniffle, panty pads wet, don't have anymore, whine, whine, can't handle 70 km's more of primo roads snivel snivel. Triumph has given me a soft on, whinge whinge"

Oh golly gee whizz flattery in any form is always welcomed by a girl of a certain age! Was great to meet you too!

As for the almost naked young man in the bathroom *swoon* Did I mention it was steamy and warm in there too!

Yeah, if I had realised you were over the age of consent, I'd have made a pass, oh that's right you were to busy tossing salads to go on a ride

And yes, it was about replay number 50 that the steam was introduced to the legendary Mikkel in the bathroom story

Besides, everyone knows that French girls are no good in the kitchen

[/QUOTE]

OMG He posts!!!!
Great to meet you too buddy

[nadroj]

Yeh glad there isn't too many of me either.
Hope I didn't speak too soon.

Sweat ya buggers!

[hXc]

Sweat ya buggers!

Oh God...

[Maha]

Well fuck me! What a weekend. Lastish start on Friday but a great ride down to Taupo. MadDuck and myself managed to make a fixed camera (in the Waikato) take our pic, might send away for the 6''x4'' later this week. Friendly cops down that way, got a hand signal south of Tokoroa from HP so I did the decent thing and waved back, Im good like that. Onto Napier Saturday morning, a tad cool one might say so on goes the Adult sized condom to keep out the pending chill factor, yes Pete, sorry about that extra coffee mate but shit happens....and it did!...and, why did I think it was clay???...I had to smell it aye?...
Got to Napier a little later than what we wanted too, but that 'P' ride?? well worth the trip down, sexy as roads Johnboy, I did have a moment at one point but dont think anyone noticed
Party Time....what an absolutely great bunch of people. Jakco made it down from Auckland way, good to see ya again mate, Mikkel (OMFG) from Ch-Ch and us from Warkworth and some crazy ole' bugger from the Naki who likes to roam around in old mans underwear and latex mask...
Mikkel me ole mate???...how the hell you got through what you did, and was the last to go to bed??... huge effort mate
Awesome food on the tables, met some dudes and duettes that made the day/night all the more enjoyable. When the crowd started to thin out, the guitar made an appearance and was put to (shall I say good use?? ) not sure but the singing and song choice was excellent (once again, not to sure on that either) Where the hell did 'Pidgeon Pie' come from?? Some lyrics just dont add up (at 3am) And as for Ying Tong?? for those that did not participate, you missed the highlight of the weeeeeee hours (aye YT?)
Four hours sleep for me... Im tough
Rather slow day for us on Sunday (thank christ we booked an extra night) went out for tea Satuday Night to Breakers by the sea. Good ole' plate full of the right stuff, and also, none of us had to clean up after ourselves, back to party central for an earler night...in a bigger bed.
Monday dawned a real beauty in the Bay so the four grown ups that were left pootled towards Taupo (thanks J and J for the escort to the Top. Low cloud and bit shitty on the Napier/Taupo rd but no rain, and once in Taupo it fined up and all good the rest of the way... 300 Miles or 480 kms later (house to house) we arrived home....6 and a Half hours, three ciggy stops and a toasted sammy in Wairaki. Wairaki to Hamilton in Hour 1/2...Hamilton to Bombay in 1 hour, then non stop to Warkworth, that was the worst part, arse needed kneading by the time we got to around Silverdale but pushed on home....ahhhhhhhhhhh pop goes the arse cheeks as I dismount....
Love and good wishes to all that attended this weekend, you all made the few days away really pleasent and most enjoyable, Thank U'ssssss
Cheers MSTRS and OlderTart, Ya'll the bestest

And here is Ying Tong....''COME ON LET ME HEAR YA'' !!

[007XY]

Oh shit...she's right. Chanceyy had company and was not alone in her emancipation....
Sorry, girl, I should have remembered the HD lass. Great lines. Teehee


Yea...we have rules here about how much coverage hair needs Besides, everyone knows that French girls are no good in the kitchen

Oh contraire Monsieur.. French girls are not only good in the kitchen but many other parts of the house aswell..

Thanks again for your hospitality.. and our very own little corner of Taradise.. I'm glad the tent wasn't any bigger. It was an excellent weekend, even the rain on the way home couldn't dampen the fun....

[MSTRS:Me]

Repost 007XY. Of your own original, no less. Never mind...blame the French cooking

[Mikkel]

Had a great ride up to Napier on the friday. Arrived at Chez Baine around 9 pm and was promptly cooked eggs and bacon by the hostess.
Good to meet such a bunch of diverse and lovely people! Although I was a bit disappointed that people went to bed so early - I didn't think that you looked that old With that in mind I suspect I could have skipped my nap saturday afternoon and gone for a ride instead which would be my only regret for a great weekend!

Random comments: Mom, your much younger and more beautiful than I imagined, I never got enough of your story about discovering a near naked Mikkel in the bathroom, even after the 100th time you told it. 007, well I can see you must be close to featuring in your own avatar soon! Mikkel, how the hell you drank that much rum and still managed to stand I will never know, you defy the laws of physics man!

Well the bathroom story is NOT funny. I was violated by an older woman just as I was about to put a knife to my face. (truth be told - that is not an unfamiliar occurrence! )

I AM the law of physics, dontcha know? Nah, truth be told it was only caramel coloured water in that rum bottle

Good to meet you mate - I enjoyed talking to you. Hope I'll catch you up another time.

Absolutely awesome to finally meet Mikkel (you boozehag you), and I am absolutely blown away by your capacity to ingest alcohol and remain coherent but mostly about how interesting it was to just talk...Neil and I will definitely try to visit for ski/snowboard season.

My absolute pleasure - you guys are wonderful. I certainly hope you'll find the time to join us moving some snow around on the slopes!

I was coherent? Bugger me, I hadn't counted on that I certainly can't remember being coherent...)

Mikkel, in the meantime is heading north and is expecting to require meeting at Takapau/HW50 at about 7ish. So arrange to call in at TeamCudby’s in Tikokino to collect Mike then head to the rendezvous…but get a txt from Mikkel to say he is just leaving Masterton (6.05pm)…oh good, time for a meal…then off to meet him. (I think watches, calendars and clocks etc aren’t yet in use in ChCh. Either that, or Mikkel misread what happens when one crosses the International Date Line ).

I think I just messed up that pesky theory of relativity... again.
Was good to catch up with you and Michael for the last bit of the ride - I really enjoyed that. I hope your Wanton Hussy shall refrain from pulling that throttle lag in the future...

Thanks to you and Janet for being such wonderful hosts! I hope you will give me an opportunity to return that favour, please!

[007XX]

Bugger! Fighting my taunts with warm fuzzy feelings...I feel thwarted! You evil man

Yeh glad there isn't too many of me either.
Hope I didn't speak too soon.

But, but why??? You sooooooo cute!

OK, I'll get down on my knees next time, so you won't have as far to look up

New Tui Billboard for ya:

007XX...bringing grown men down to their kness since ages ago...

Sweat ya buggers!

Pah, bring it on Biarch...

blame the French cooking

Shame you feel that way...I was considering making you a special treat one of these days

[hXc]

But, but why??? You sooooooo cute!

Awww, aren't you sweet? But after a bottle of jageys, I doubt the cute thing is still there. The pics would be bad.