Telecom called me gay!

**NighthawkNZ:Me** · 18th February 2008, 22:16

Originally Posted by Coyote

Just got a call from a surveyor for Xtra broadband asking how I found the service. I politely said the free modem was less than reliable (should've mentioned the actual connection) and our cap was too low. They said I could boost my plan to a higher bandwidth for $10 bucks and I said "Well I'm not the one that pays the bills in this house" in which they responded "well you can talk to him about it". I was referring to my mum, not a same sex partner!

Apparantly he knew you ride a honda... of something like that

**faredce** · 19th February 2008, 00:11

Originally Posted by Skunk

What did you say? I can't make it out...

wow i really need to work on my correct spelling im getting told all the time its poor.
basically if he thinks makes the mistake of saying your gay. act it. it will make him really uncomfortable and therefore less likely to make the same mistake again

**skidMark** · 19th February 2008, 00:44

Prob figured daddy pays the bill...little boy.

**Coyote** · 19th February 2008, 10:45

Originally Posted by NighthawkNZ

Apparantly he knew you ride a honda... of something like that

I don't ride a honda. I keep spending money on it hoping I'll get too but it's still in the garage getting fixed.

Originally Posted by skidMark

Prob figured daddy pays the bill...little boy.

My girlfriend can confirm I'm not little.

**Livvy** · 19th February 2008, 16:14

Originally Posted by Coyote

I don't ride a honda. I keep spending money on it hoping I'll get too but it's still in the garage getting fixed.

My girlfriend can confirm I'm not little.

I feel your pain, my bike's at the mechanic's too and it's driving me insane. And looking more and more like it would have been cheaper to sell it for parts and buy a new bike instead.

And okay, so where's your girlfriend? You've said it so now she has to prove it.

**Coyote** · 19th February 2008, 17:33

Originally Posted by Livvy

I feel your pain, my bike's at the mechanic's too and it's driving me insane. And looking more and more like it would have been cheaper to sell it for parts and buy a new bike instead.

And okay, so where's your girlfriend? You've said it so now she has to prove it.

It would've been cheaper burning the bike to cinders when I got it.

I'm flattered you're so interested. I shouldn't be giving her mobile number away so I won't

**Livvy** · 19th February 2008, 17:49

Originally Posted by Coyote

I'm flattered you're so interested. I shouldn't be giving her mobile number away so I won't

Damn. There goes my subtle plan to get your girlfriend's number.

**Coyote** · 19th February 2008, 18:09

Originally Posted by Livvy

Damn. There goes my subtle plan to get your girlfriend's number.

You're an odd one...

**Livvy** · 19th February 2008, 18:18

Originally Posted by Coyote

You're an odd one...

That was also my usual mixture of sarcasm and dry humour.

You'll get used to it in time.

**Coyote** · 19th February 2008, 18:29

Originally Posted by Livvy

That was also my usual mixture of sarcasm and dry humour.

You'll get used to it in time.

Them and innuendo are the best forms of humour.

I will? I suggest you run from KB now before you're sucked in too deep. You'll be trapped forever, I've been here for 4 years! Get out, free yourself, before it's too late!

**The Pastor** · 19th February 2008, 19:43

You live with your mother right? I assume that you are youngish - maybe he heard you were young and was refering to your dad.

Numbnuts.

**Coyote** · 19th February 2008, 20:22

Originally Posted by renegade master

You live with your mother right? I assume that you are youngish - maybe he heard you were young and was refering to your dad.

Numbnuts.

I'm 18, my voice has broken. Still at home since I've only just finished school.

Lololol, numbnuts, good one.

**The Pastor** · 19th February 2008, 20:51

regaurdless of weather you sound young or not, when you say bill payer, he assumed that the billpayer is a male, as well woman arnt allowed to work. (and when they are allowed, its cos they have big boobs)

**Waylander** · 19th February 2008, 20:55

Originally Posted by Coyote

Just got a call from a surveyor for Xtra broadband asking how I found the service. I politely said the free modem was less than reliable (should've mentioned the actual connection) and our cap was too low. They said I could boost my plan to a higher bandwidth for $10 bucks and I said "Well I'm not the one that pays the bills in this house" in which they responded "well you can talk to him about it". I was referring to my mum, not a same sex partner!

Perhaps he was asking to speak to your dad. Most households have the man being the money earner and payer of bills. So sue them if they didn't know your mom wears the pants at your place.

EDIT: Dammit RM you beat me to it.

**Livvy** · 20th February 2008, 07:07

Originally Posted by Coyote

Them and innuendo are the best forms of humour.

I will? I suggest you run from KB now before you're sucked in too deep. You'll be trapped forever, I've been here for 4 years! Get out, free yourself, before it's too late!

Nah, this is the first website I've found where I can say what I like and I don't get banned for being insensitive.

I guess you're stuck with me.