Here for the arcade.
Just got a call from a surveyor for Xtra broadband asking how I found the service. I politely said the free modem was less than reliable (should've mentioned the actual connection) and our cap was too low. They said I could boost my plan to a higher bandwidth for $10 bucks and I said "Well I'm not the one that pays the bills in this house" in which they responded "well you can talk to him about it". I was referring to my mum, not a same sex partner!
The Loose Goose
Maybe, just maybe, they thought you sounded like a girl...
Yes, I am pedantic about spelling and grammar so get used to it!
The original Disco
Bwahahaha!!!
*looks at make of your bike giggling*
"Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary - that's what gets you."
Jeremy Clarkson.
Kawasaki 200mph Club
Fair weather rider
no no no thats wen u figure well he already things im a fruit lets go all owt...and begin to make him as awkward as possible ie. sooooo what are u wearing hmmm, and wooooww u have a reali strong voice. then proceed to ask him his home number in case u have an emergency haha.
may make u both extremly uncomfortable but he will think twice b4 insinuating u take it up the dirt track
A dreamcatcher works,if your dream is to be gay.
I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.or a game of fake heart attack.
If Barbie is so popular,why do you have to buy her
friends
Blowin up bikes since ages ago
Oh, I always thought that you were gay.
"Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"
The original Disco
...Helping a client sort through some of his belongings today which he had not seen since being admitted to mental hospital... opened up a little bag and these marbles fell out... "oh look you found them!" ....if looks could kill
"Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary - that's what gets you."
Jeremy Clarkson.
Kawasaki 200mph Club
Candy Flippin!
and one would think you would know better......Originally Posted by Disco Dan
...Helping a client sort through some of his belongings today which he had not seen since being admitted to mental hospital... opened up a little bag and these marbles fell out... "oh look you found them!" ....if looks could kill
I've learnt to hide the pain inside, open the throttle and ride away.
Nana on a Hotrod
i'd be more pissed of if someone insinuated my mum was a bloke
on the up
Yeah well, if you'd cut your hair you wouldn't have that problem Daniel.
And I to my motorcycle parked like the soul of the junkyard. Restored, a bicycle fleshed with power, and tore off. Up Highway 106 continually drunk on the wind in my mouth. Wringing the handlebar for speed, wild to be wreckage forever.
- James Dickey, Cherrylog Road.
Registered User
What did you say? I can't make it out...no no no thats wen u figure well he already things im a fruit lets go all owt...and begin to make him as awkward as possible ie. sooooo what are u wearing hmmm, and wooooww u have a reali strong voice. then proceed to ask him his home number in case u have an emergency haha.
may make u both extremly uncomfortable but he will think twice b4 insinuating u take it up the dirt track
Here for the arcade.
Oh be nice.
I'll assume you were joking.
They can tell that over the phone?!Yeah well, if you'd cut your hair you wouldn't have that problem Daniel.
Easily ammused
I think everyone's gay.
Some things are worth dying for, living is one of them.
Rest In Peace
That's why auntie ellen aint got kids.
Hello officer put it on my tab
Don't steal the government hates competition.
on the up
I'm sure I'm a lesbian in a man's body.
And I to my motorcycle parked like the soul of the junkyard. Restored, a bicycle fleshed with power, and tore off. Up Highway 106 continually drunk on the wind in my mouth. Wringing the handlebar for speed, wild to be wreckage forever.
- James Dickey, Cherrylog Road.
Meanie rider
Maybe u should have asked them what they meant by that. Make them think about what they say to people.
Are you taking any prescription medication? [Rain Man]
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