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    Fuck Valentine's Day

    Hearts and roses and kisses galore...
    What the hell is all that shit for?
    People get mushy and start acting queer
    It is definitely the most annoying day of the year
    This day needs to get the hell over with and pass
    Before I shove a dozen roses up Cupid's ass
    I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak
    And wear only black for the rest of the week
    Guys act all sweet, but it soon will fade
    For all they are doing is trying to get laid
    The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit
    Because I think love is a crock of shit
    So here's my story...what else can I say?
    Love bites my ass...Fuck Valentines Day!
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    You are dominating this Jokes and Humor Forum lol


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    Sorry... I have thousands of them. Shall I stop?
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    lol not too much ey


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    that wasn't as much funny... as just... uuuum... right.
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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingcrocodile46 View Post
    Sorry... I have thousands of them. Shall I stop?
    For fuck's sake, please!
    Yes, I am pedantic about spelling and grammar so get used to it!

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    Good work. I agree.

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