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    Telecom called me gay!

    Just got a call from a surveyor for Xtra broadband asking how I found the service. I politely said the free modem was less than reliable (should've mentioned the actual connection) and our cap was too low. They said I could boost my plan to a higher bandwidth for $10 bucks and I said "Well I'm not the one that pays the bills in this house" in which they responded "well you can talk to him about it". I was referring to my mum, not a same sex partner!

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    Maybe, just maybe, they thought you sounded like a girl...
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    Bwahahaha!!!


    *looks at make of your bike giggling*
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    no no no thats wen u figure well he already things im a fruit lets go all owt...and begin to make him as awkward as possible ie. sooooo what are u wearing hmmm, and wooooww u have a reali strong voice. then proceed to ask him his home number in case u have an emergency haha.

    may make u both extremly uncomfortable but he will think twice b4 insinuating u take it up the dirt track
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    Oh, I always thought that you were gay.
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    ...Helping a client sort through some of his belongings today which he had not seen since being admitted to mental hospital... opened up a little bag and these marbles fell out... "oh look you found them!" ....if looks could kill
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    Quote Originally Posted by Disco Dan View Post
    ...Helping a client sort through some of his belongings today which he had not seen since being admitted to mental hospital... opened up a little bag and these marbles fell out... "oh look you found them!" ....if looks could kill
    and one would think you would know better......
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    i'd be more pissed of if someone insinuated my mum was a bloke

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    Yeah well, if you'd cut your hair you wouldn't have that problem Daniel.
    And I to my motorcycle parked like the soul of the junkyard. Restored, a bicycle fleshed with power, and tore off. Up Highway 106 continually drunk on the wind in my mouth. Wringing the handlebar for speed, wild to be wreckage forever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by faredce View Post
    no no no thats wen u figure well he already things im a fruit lets go all owt...and begin to make him as awkward as possible ie. sooooo what are u wearing hmmm, and wooooww u have a reali strong voice. then proceed to ask him his home number in case u have an emergency haha.

    may make u both extremly uncomfortable but he will think twice b4 insinuating u take it up the dirt track
    What did you say? I can't make it out...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket View Post
    Oh, I always thought that you were gay.
    Oh be nice.

    I'll assume you were joking.
    Quote Originally Posted by riffer View Post
    Yeah well, if you'd cut your hair you wouldn't have that problem Daniel.
    They can tell that over the phone?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket View Post
    Oh, I always thought that you were gay.
    I think everyone's gay.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dino3310 View Post
    i'd be more pissed of if someone insinuated my mum was a bloke
    That's why auntie ellen aint got kids.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatjim View Post
    I think everyone's gay.
    I'm sure I'm a lesbian in a man's body.
    And I to my motorcycle parked like the soul of the junkyard. Restored, a bicycle fleshed with power, and tore off. Up Highway 106 continually drunk on the wind in my mouth. Wringing the handlebar for speed, wild to be wreckage forever.

    - James Dickey, Cherrylog Road.

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    Maybe u should have asked them what they meant by that. Make them think about what they say to people.

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