you paid for them!
Moped rider
Handle every situation like a dog!
If you cant eat it, or hump it.
Piss on it and walk away.
Hardcore Biker
So they are real; they didn't burst when I hit you with my arrow
That's right sister, and these puppies get me more men than you'll ever have
Rasta Ratskins
Ooh look, there is still a bit you forgot to wipe off!
Only a Rat can win a Rat Race!
Forum whore
I gotta stop dressing in drag.
Skyryder
Free Scott Watson.
Deus ex ukulele
Omigod! I so can't stop looking at your tits. Eeeek!
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
Homo Sapiens Vulgaris
Don't you find it hard to walk with that much weight in front of you?
Fear no more - try anorexia today!
It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)
Remember your humanity, and forget the rest. - Joseph Rotblat
HIROSHIMA SCREAMER
Dang Betty Sue I done dropped my glass eye!!
Why shoot there it is right between ya Meat Pillows!!
YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEHHHHAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!
NEVER LET THE TRUTH GET IN THE WAY OF A GOOD STORY!
The desert creature
those must be aftermarket...
"People are stupid ... almost anyone will believe almost anything. Because people are stupid, they will believe a lie because they want to believe it's true, or because they are afraid it might be true. People's heads are full of knowledge, facts, and beliefs, and most of it is false, yet they think it all true ... they can only rarely tell the difference between a lie and the truth, and yet they are confident they can, and so all are easier to fool." -- Wizard's First Rule
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