Flashing your lights warning!?

[HungusMaximist]

They possibly can't keep up with the half of us with their crappy tin cans.

I'll out burn them anyday...

[Badcat]

it's the:






KILLA BEEZ!



be scared, people.
little homos that can't spell really frighten me.

[MotoGirl]

I googled this yesterday when I received this email. It's been circulating since the early 1990s and is a big, fat load of bollocks.

[onearmedbandit]

IGNORE EVERYTHING WRITTEN IN CAPS!!!!!11111111

Wait a second, do I ignore that statement because it's in caps? And if I do ignore it, does it then become relevant again?

Just when I thought I got passed this one:

The statement below is true
The statement above is false

...you go and bring a new one in. That's my day fucked.

[Jiminy]

I think they only shoot people who have not won the Nigerian lottery, so we should all be safe.

When you won the Nigerian lottery, do you receive the case in NZ$ or US$? I've asked them, but they didn't reply yet.

[Mikkel]

Wait a second, do I ignore that statement because it's in caps? And if I do ignore it, does it then become relevant again?

Just when I thought I got passed this one:

The statement below is true
The statement above is false

...you go and bring a new one in. That's my day fucked.

It's a hard life! HTFU crybaby

BTW - I can recommend "The Illuminatus" trilogy if you appreciate absurdity...

[Finn]

If you don't, Bill Gates will disable your computer and impregnate your mother.

Cool, a rich little brother.

[MIXONE]

Cool, a rich little brother.

No just another little bastard

[PrincessBandit]

... there are a lot of gullible fuckers out there.

Did you know that the word "gullible" is not in the dictionary?

[steveb64]

Did you know that the word "gullible" is not in the dictionary?

BZZZT! Wrong again.

Concise Oxford Dictionary (5th ed.) gull ... Dupe, fool. So ~'ible a., ~ibility n., ~ish a.

Sorry Princess, but you need to read your dictionary a little more carefully...

[PrincessBandit]

BZZZT! Wrong again.

Concise Oxford Dictionary (5th ed.) gull ... Dupe, fool. So ~'ible a., ~ibility n., ~ish a.

Sorry Princess, but you need to read your dictionary a little more carefully...

Am i allowed to say "did i actually suck someone in with that one" you must be kidding me!

[onearmedbandit]

Am i allowed to say "did i actually suck someone in with that one" you must be kidding me!

That was too easy steveb64!! Priceless.

[Katman]

BZZZT! Wrong again.

Concise Oxford Dictionary (5th ed.) gull ... Dupe, fool. So ~'ible a., ~ibility n., ~ish a.

Sorry Princess, but you need to read your dictionary a little more carefully...

I'd hate to ever have to admit that my arse had been owned by a Princess.

[Mikkel]

Thanks for springing that trap steveb64!

I'd have jumped in with both legs...

Of course, we'll never know if PrincessBandit was serious in her first post or not (no smileys, been told sarcasm doesn't work without them...) - doesn't matter though the reply owned!
Anyway, noone checking a dictionary for gullible are likely to fit the description


Incidentally, as I was coming into Lyttleton around 10 pm (bad learner ) I saw a crappy black car with only the lefthand position light on. I thought about this thread and decided I couldn't be arsed to have another race tonight...

[steveb64]

FARK! Walked into that un...