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    Funniest thing happened to me...

    True story, happened last night.

    Well, I decided to purchase a vacuum cleaner for the garage as I was sick of trying to brush & pan alloy filings and dust.
    So, off to TM and look through. Found one for $20 that looked good. Did the Buy-now, got in contact with the female and arranged a time to go see her.

    Alrighties, went off with Mrs Nudie to look for the place. This was up a very tight and twisty road which was difficult to see the letter boxes. Anyway, we found what we thought was the right one.
    There was an upstairs flat, a downstairs flat and a house a wee way down a driveway a bit further down.
    We approach the upstairs, only to be told by the resident “oh, she lives down there”.
    So (I can put the blame here !!), Mrs Nudie says, “alrighties, must be down there” pointing to the driveway.

    Down the driveway we go, knock on the door and a young boy answers.
    We say we’re here to pick up the vacuum. The boy calls out to his mum and then says to us she’s in the bath. We thought this a little odd considering we had arranged to come over and get the vacuum, but thought, oh well not a prob.
    Anyway, he’s calling out to her and she’s not really saying much back (we can't hear what she’s saying).
    He goes and gets the vacuum. Looks pretty good for $20 !!!
    We test it, goes well, hand him the $20 ( he still looks a little puzzled) and off we go.

    Half way up the driveway with the vacuum, a lady comes running after us wearing only her towel yelling to us “That’s my vacuum cleaner and it ain’t for sale !!!!!”.
    So we go back down and we all figure out we went to the wrong place !!!!!!!!!!!
    We all have a little laugh and hand her back her vacuum.

    Off to the correct place, do the transaction for a vacuum cleaner that isn’t as good and off we go.

    Both of us couldn’t stop laughing all the way home !!!


    Moral of the story:- make sure you know where you're going.


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    Dodgy people live in Newlands.
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    What's her address, and what time was it - I'd quite to see if we can arrange a re-run!! LOL

    "Hi little boy - your Mum said she's changed her mind and will sell the vacuum cleaner ..."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket View Post
    Dodgy people live in Newlands.
    errr....was in Wadestown....

    But yes, you're right.

    and Mandownunder,...she wasn't that bad either......


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    That's hilarious!

    Imagine the conversation in that house after you left.

    "Hey mum, I got $20 for the vacuum cleaner!"

    "You what???"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    That's hilarious!

    Imagine the conversation in that house after you left.

    "Hey mum, I got $2.95 for the vacuum cleaner!"

    "JASON!!!"
    I think I've heard that one before...
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Classic!!!!
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    Haa good story, but I was waiting to hear something else

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    Hope the right vacuum cleaner does the job!
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    ROFL!!!

    thats one trademe boobs-up for the records.
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    haha i have a feeling that that kid will hear this story for a wee while yet.
    haha
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    Bloody classic mate.



    An ya's should have been running down the drive way with your flash new vacum, not just moseying on on down to the car!
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    Quote Originally Posted by nudemetalz View Post
    Well, I decided to purchase a vacuum cleaner for the garage.
    careful.....you'll start a craze!


    Good story
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    All I gotta do now is train Mrs to clean my garage as well as the whole house she does, like the good little woman she is....


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    Quote Originally Posted by nudemetalz View Post
    All I gotta do now is train Mrs to clean my garage as well as the whole house she does, like the good little woman she is....
    If that dogbox isn't quite doing it for you, best get her to give it a going over too....
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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