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    Buzzy thing joke

    A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of
    a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet
    across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter and
    grabbing it for support, stuttering she asks the sales clerk: "....Dddooo
    youuuu hhhave dddddiilllldosss?"

    The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: "Yes we do
    have dildos. Actually we carry many different models."
    The old woman then asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ccaarrryy AAA pppinkk onnee,
    tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabbouttt twoo inchesss ththiickk . . .
    aaand rrunns by bbaatteries?"
    The clerk responds, "Yes we do."


    She asks: " ....Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo ttturrrnnn
    ttthe ssunoooffabbitch oooofffffffffff?"..........
    Handle every situation like a dog!

    If you cant eat it, or hump it.
    Piss on it and walk away.

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    very nice mate
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