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    A Delicate Operation

    A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her
    Beef curtains are much too large. She asks the doctor to keep the
    operation a secret as she's embarrassed and doesn't want anyone to find
    out. The doctor agrees. She wakes up from her operation and finds three
    roses carefully placed beside her bed.

    Outraged she immediately calls in the doctor and says, "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!" "Don't worry," he says, "I didn't tell anybody.
    The first rose is from me. I felt bad because you went through this all by
    yourself. The second one is from my nurse. She assisted me with the
    operation, and she had the operation done herself." "Who is the third
    rose from?" she asked "Oh," says the doctor, "that rose is from a guy
    upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears!"
    Political correctness: a doctrine which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd from the clean end.

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    How terrible! Apparently the larger the labia are, the better the sex...
    This from New Scientist...
    Can women ejaculate or not?

    Female ejaculation is considered rare in the west, and even, by some, abnormal. In Rwanda, however, it is the norm.

    Social scientists Marian Koster and Lisa Price of Wageningen University in the Netherlands interviewed 11 women and two men in Rwanda about "gukuna imishino", which is the practice of elongating the labia minora, the inner vaginal lips. "The Rwandan women and men we interviewed were clear in their opinion that all Rwandan women are able to ejaculate, the ejaculation being different from the mere squirting of urine," Koster says. "Elongated labia are seen as crucial in this respect."

    From around puberty onwards, Rwandan girls start stretching the labia minora using plant extracts with antiseptic and anti-inflammatory properties, with the aim of achieving a length of about 5 centimetres. The WHO considers this practice as a form of genital mutilation, but Koster and Price argue that it should be reclassified as genital modification. "We believe that there are cultural practices that are not harmful to women's integrity and rights," says Koster.

    Their interviewees reported, and Koster and Price speculate, that labial elongation increases the sexual pleasure of both sexes. "Since the labia minora swell during sexual excitement, there is a larger surface area for penile friction during coitus," they write (Culture, Health & Sexuality, DOI: 10.1080/13691050701775076).

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