A very attractive young lady was sitting in a fine restaurant
one night.

Waiting for her date as she was, she wanted to make sure
everything was perfect. So, as she bends down in her chair
to get the mirror from her purse, she accidentally farts quite
loudly just as the waiter walks up.

Sitting up straight now, embarrassed and red faced, knowing
everyone in the place heard her, turns to the waiter and
demands "Stop That!"

The waiter looks at her dryly and says "Sure lady, which way
was it headed?"