First time
A 13 year old boy came home from a social engagement and found his father
waiting up for him. "Guess what, Dad", he said "Ive just had sex for the
first time, and it was wonderful!"
"I'm proud of you son", the dad said. "Now you're a man. To celebrate , I'm
going to buy you that ten-speed bike you've been wanting."
"Thanks, Dad", said the boy. "But no hurry on that. My butt's too sore to
ride for a while."
A young man walked up and sat down at the bar. "What can I get you?"
the bartender inquired. "I want 6 shots of Jagermeister," responded
the young man. "6 shots?!? Are you celebrating something?"
"Yeah, my first blow job," the man answered. "Well, in that case,
let me give you a 7th on the house." "No offense, sir. But if 6
shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."
Political correctness: a doctrine which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd from the clean end.
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