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I can see unlined biker brows all over NZ furrowing as they read this and exclaim, "Whet thur Fack?"
Ahhhhh, bless.
Forum whore
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I can see unlined biker brows all over NZ furrowing as they read this and exclaim, "Whet thur Fack?"
Ahhhhh, bless.
If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?
needs to work harder
He can't not speak english proper, it's 'is problem innit?
Dave
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Bogeyman
Love the horrorscope.
Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon
sdkfz
I'm going to have to start saying "rectangle of four equal sides" now, just so some old geezer doesn't think I'm uneducated.
Measure once, cut twice. Practice makes perfect.
One hell of a ride.
You're only making it worse.
Homo Sapiens Vulgaris
By Jehova, this new-fangled communication thing is quite entertaining indeed...
It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)
Remember your humanity, and forget the rest. - Joseph Rotblat
Night rider
I too have noticed a distinct deterioration in the quality of the spoken word. Probably it is because correct pronunciation and enunciation are no longer taught at primary school.
The example that I find most frequent of late is the changing the word "Water" to "Warder". I noticed it on the TV news some weeks ago when they were talking about warder quality in many New Zealand towns, yet the towns being mentioned were ones that didn't even have prisons. I finally dechipered the true meaning when they compared tap warder to bottled warder.
Time to ride
Hardcore Biker
Are there any women in here ................????
Hardcore Biker
Lots of women have long hair and while I was riding last week I passed two rabbits with long airs........maybe they were heres but I don't know if they were women??
How a man wins shows much of his character....How he loses shows all of it!!"
Knute Rockne
Deus ex ukulele
One despairs at times. Particularly from eggs who are paid to read the news and sport on TV and radio. That twat Anthony thingie on TV3 could be relied on most nights to fuck a dipthong or two. He invented a form of rowing called "men's pears". All's fear in love and war, particularly if one is a spear prick at a wedding, or a Mouldystrada rider...
People who have been around Kiwi Biker will be familiar with my (largely lone) crusade against the degradation of written English. Spoken English is under the same assault. I'm not saying that we should all speak with effete plummy voices, but it's something else that's not being taught and many folks don't know any better.
Better stable that hobby horse quickly...
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
New bikes rock....:)
One statement....
"Fush and Chups"
Bogeyman
Unfortunately such twats ARE the sole source of education for some. This, and the effect whereby the majority is always right seems to have sent a natural slow linguistic evolution into some sort of cancerous overdrive.
Cause for fuckin' dis pear indeed...
Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon
Forum whore
2nd Statement
"Feesh and Cheeeps."
If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?
Deus ex ukulele
And we have a chain store called Luving and Guving.Originally Posted by DingoZ
New Zealand's trademark flat vowels are a key component in what passes for our accent. The only people who are troubled by that are West Islanders across the dutch -- the land of feesh and cheeps; where children have dards and put rubbish in bargs; and where only fewels break two-second rewels.
(That should get Bug Dave of the can...)
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
The instructions are simple...
Mind you...ever seen 'dance' spelt 'darnce'?
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
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