The Beautiful Game as written by...

[Grahameeboy]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=RySynkNq8w8&feature=related

I played minor league football and I have no idea how he managed to run so fast, and still keep control of the ball...

[Conquiztador]

Yes, I to played football for many years and had aspirations to make a living out of it. But in the end I had to admit defeat. When you are born with two wooden legs...

I love at about 1/4 in to that video when he cuts alone between 4 defenders like they were not there and then wrongfoots the goalie. A one man team!