Ladies - are you an honorary bloke?

[MsKABC]

Take my fun quiz to find out. All points are arbitrary, no offence is intended, no correspondence will be entered into. Post your score!

1. Give yourself 10 points if you ride a motorcycle.

2. Have 5 points for each one of these you have done: welding, spraypainting, grinding.

3. Do you mow lawns regularly? Take 3 points.

4. Add 10 points if you can competently back a trailer.

5. Have 3 points for each extra class of driver licence you hold (apart from 1 & 6).

6. Have you ever operated a piece of heavy machinery? E.g. digger, bulldozer, roller, grader etc. 2 points for each.

7. Take 5 points if you can catch, gut & fillet a fish.

8. If you prefer beer over wine, take 7 points.

9. Do you own a hair straightener? Subtract 3 points.

10. Can you change a tyre in under 5 minutes? Add 9 points.

11. If you can change a fuse, have 3 points.

12. Give yourself 5 points if you can operate a motorboat.

13. If you own tools, have 2 points for each one. (Swiss Army knives, Leathermans etc don't count - see next question)

14. If you have ever been given a gift such as a fishing rod or multi-tool, take a point for each one. (Chance to double dip here, if you have been gifted any of these, as above!)

15. Take 4 points if you are a regular Top Gear viewer.

16. Subtract 2.5 points if your toenails are painted.

17. Ever changed spark plugs? Have 6 points.

18. Do you understand the rules of rugby? Take 5.

19. Have 9 points if you've used a firearm more than once in your life. Have 12 points if you have a firearms licence. Have 15 points if you own a gun. (These points are not cumulative!)

20. If your flatulence is legendary amongst friends and family, have 8 points.

Scoring:

0-19 Oh dear - you are a lost cause! Best you stay in the beauty salon for fear of breaking a nail!
20-49 Must try harder - how do you expect to get on in life without a bloke to help you do everything?
50-79 Average Kiwi girl then, huh?
80-99 Women envy you, men love you.
100-119 Men fear you.
>120 Have you checked for a winkle lately?

My score is 71

[Finn]

4 is very unfair.

It's an impossibility.

[MsKABC]

4 is very unfair.

It's an impossibility.

Well I guess it depends on your definition of "competent". Put it this way: I've never had to take a trailer off a vehicle and manouvre it by hand

[MsKABC]

4 is very unfair.

It's an impossibility.

So anyway, what's your score?

[Finn]

So anyway, what's your score?

Probably about the same as you until I got to the tool section. I have one of those cabinets about chest high filled with implements I don't even know how to use. For example, I've got this torque wrench that just keeps clicking whenever I try to tighten something up.

[MsKABC]

I've got this torque wrench that just keeps clicking whenever I try to tighten something up.

Really? How confounding for you! Who needs torque wrenches anyway? Torque wrenches are for pansies who don't know what they're doing!

[Trudes]

Number 13 is a bit tough, should I go and count how many tools I own personally or the ones that I own jointly with the hubby and we both use? Does that include my husband? (sorry hunny)
So I said 15 points for the tools, halve it should be right eh, so we'll say 106 for me. Men fear me? Ohhhh harsh, just cause I can burp louder than most of them!!

[nallac]

shit half the guys on here will fail that test....

esp the Honda riders....

Edit; just took the test cool i passed, 96 excluding my tools,
can't be arsed trying work out how many tools i got...

[Nasty]

67.5 - just an average kiwi girl .. but it should be higher as grub gifted me a shit load of tools in his will!

[jmk]

I have just had my laugh for the day, and no Im not going to tell you my score

[SDU]

Yay 93! I'm still loveable (will just keep telling myself anyway)

....all those years at the freezing works didn't ruin me

[Stirts]

Can I regain my three points lost on owning a hair straightner even though I have no idea how to use it? Pweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease

[prettybillie]

I'm not even going to bother.....would prefer not to be a guy of any sort - honorary or whatever. Men need to stop fucking us girls around before any of us should even consider wanting some of their traits

Come on girls we all know we can do anything better than they can we don't need to have a who's got the biggest cock competitions or piss in corners around each other to know we are great!!!

[A_Mans_Ruin]

Dam it.... Im average !!!! HELL NO, aint havin that.... am off to steal some heavy machinery and learn to drive it.... WATCH OUT HORNBY!!!!!

[MsKABC]

Number 13 is a bit tough, should I go and count how many tools I own personally or the ones that I own jointly with the hubby and we both use?

bwahahahah! Well I guess I could have half points for all the tools hubby has bought since we got together - they are marital property now, right?

Does that include my husband? (sorry hunny)

Depends - is he very useful?

Men fear me? Ohhhh harsh, just cause I can burp louder than most of them!!

Like I said, points were completely arbitrary and no offence is intended I can burp like a dump truck

shit half the guys on here will fail that test....

esp the Honda riders....

Edit; just took the test cool i passed

Well done, here is your badge...

67.5 - just an average kiwi girl .. but it should be higher as grub gifted me a shit load of tools in his will!

If you know how to use them, take the points hun! Presumably he left them to you for a reason

and no Im not going to tell you my score

See now, you have to take points off if you won't reveal your score!

Yay 93! I'm still loveable (will just keep telling myself anyway)

....all those years at the freezing works didn't ruin me

We are all loveable - just a matter of finding the right bloke! Some men are just too easily intimidated... heh heh