A man died...

[devnull]

A man died and went to heaven.

As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said the man, "Whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's John Pope II's clock. The hands have moved twice telling us that John told only two lies in his entire life."

"Where's Helen Clark's?" asked the man.

"Helen's clock is in God's office. He's using it as a fan."

[BOGAR]

You got a laugh from me so i green binged you.

[rainman]

So what about the John Key flip-flop clock? No, I meant Australia, actually I didn't say that, um, no that's not our policy, oops actually it is...

(Had to be said)

[riffer]

*sigh*

so a repost.

[flyingcrocodile46]

*sigh*

so a repost.

*Sigh*

Did you know that there are actually very few original jokes. Most are re-hashes of older jokes with names/places/races/subject objects etc changed.

I have spent about 10 years looking at jokes forums and have seen just about every joke known to man. I can confirm that there are only three original jokes on this website.

Perhaps you should consider pulling the page down so you don't bore those that have seen jokes in forums other than this one????... or perhaps you (and other like you) who seem to have nothing more to offer than stunningly witty comments such as "re-post, "try a search b4 ya post " etc... could simply shut up and accept the fact that there are other less worldly individuals who may not have seen these jokes before.

BTW... for your information... the search function is a waste of time if looking to verify whether a joke has been posted b4, as they seldom have the same name.

[Sully60]

Perhaps you should consider pulling the page down so you don't bore those that have seen jokes in forums other than this one????... or perhaps you (and other like you) who seem to have nothing more to offer than stunningly witty comments such as "re-post, "try a search b4 ya post " etc... could simply shut up and accept the fact that there are other less worldly individuals who may not have seen these jokes before.
BTW... for your information... the search function is a waste of time if looking to verify whether a joke has been posted b4, as they seldom have the same name.

Because only the dog knows for sure...